And then…Untucked. It starts off boringly enough with Ivy’s team celebrating and forgetting how much they all wanted to strangle Lineysha now that she helped them all win. Instead, they’re just going to shit talk
Sierra Serena. Good times! By the way…Ivy Winters/Buckcherry: separated at birth?
You make the call!
Ru knows she’s sending PokeSatan home so she needs to start priming that pump with more shit talk and has the safe queens head over to the Gold Bar to play a game called
Piss off all the other queens six months from now when they hear how much shit you talked behind their backs “13 queens/20 questions” where Ivy calls Monica “not pretty” and banjee, (and Honey thinks the “unpretty” one is Detox), Honey sorta calls Alyssa “plus-sized” and Ivy confirms to Vivienne that Jade is, in fact, one big ass shit-stirrer. Sounds like she eavesdrops/manipulates one group to trash talk then sneaks over to the other and spills everything. Told you that bitch was shady.
But who cares about the safe girls, it’s finally time to check in with the other teams. Before they leave the stage they have one final lip synch performance of a Drag Race mashup and again Detox’s team is on point and funny and Serena made it all about her and they sucked.
Back stage all the queens in the Silver Lounge gather round Monica to support her and tell her that no one’s judging her then video Ru interrupts to let them know that one of them has a big surprise. Because it hasn’t been nearly emotional enough with Monica, it’s a video from her mom, who looks like her twin, telling her she’s proud of Monica and sorry that she was such a lousy mother when Monica was growing up because she was a drug addict but she loves Monica and hopes they can start over. Alyssa (and Serena ??!?!) has been hovering over Monica and patting her hand and making sure she feels secure the whole time. I don’t know how I feel about this nurturing, nice Alyssa. The cognitive dissonance is giving me a rash.
Does not compute.
Monica’s overwhelmed and tells the others how difficult it’s been especially having to compete against all of them because they’re so talented and Roxxxy jumps in to tell her she’s there so she’s just as talented. But when Detox says they’re all the same caliber…Roxxxy breaks the tension by joking, “Except Serena.” HAHAHAHAHA. Everyone, but Serena, gets a much needed belly laugh out of that because it’s true. She sucks and doesn’t even know it.
They laugh and laugh and Serena tries and tries to speak her piece, but Alyssa suddenly becomes my hero by telling her to just “Shut the hell up, bitch.” Serena says no and they stop for a moment to maybe let her get a word in edgewise, but nope. Coco’s on a tear and reading Serena for being such a shitty leader that she had a choreographer (Alyssa) and Roxxxy who can beat a mug and all she had to do was sit back and let everyone else work but she didn’t. She thought she was better than everyone else and she sucked. Wah, waaaaah. All the while Alyssa’s taking it to church for Coco and giving her an Amen up in here.
Serena ChaCha, reuniting old friends through her heinous personality since 2013.
Pages: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10