Temporarily silenced, Coco starts talking about how awesome their team was and Detox agrees that everyone got along and it was great, great, great…but Serena’s caught her breath and asks how Coco, and the rest of the team, liked being upstaged by Detox. Then she calls all the other girls “ghetto.” She doesn’t know how to quit when she’s down, does she?
This sets off Monica and Coco some more with an assist from Alyssa who says a “ghetto” is a place and you don’t call people “places” then out of nowhere and really just itching to have someone beat the shit out of her, Serena announces that they’re all uneducated and “the ghetto, Lexican (?)language is gone.” I’ll let Ru sum it up: “Oooooh. No she better don’t.” HA!
Detox goes off. OFFICIALLY! And tells Serena she can’t wait for Monica to send her ass home because she’s had enough. ENOUGH. Even Monica admits in interview that if she hadn’t signed a contract she’d have taken a few swings at Serena with a coffee table.
¡Cierra la puta boca, pendeja!
Finally, FINALLY, Serena knows she’s down and no one’s helping her back up and mewls that it’s just so hard being so young and inexperienced and intimidated because she knew none of the other queens would have any respect for her and she’s really sorry. Bitch please.
Luckily, we get to watch her get canned, again, and she’s gone. The end. Let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Goodbye. Go home.
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