Ru’s back for his Tim Gunn visits. First up, Team Panamanian Pomeranian. Serena’s already all done up as a low-rent Raja and Ru asks how the characters were assigned. Serena says it was a team decision and Jade’s still running with her poor, put upon act of not volunteering for Delta but she’s a team player. SHADY! She wasn’t bullied into being Delta, she didn’t say anything until it was all set then decided to play the martyr. Look, I want to punch the Pomeranian as much as everyone else, but she’s going to fail on her own accord, no need to set it up even more.
Would I lie? I’m just a naïve little porn star from North Central Florida.
Jinkx already has her Mimi eye makeup on so it’s easy to tell who she’s playing. Alyssa tells Ru she’s playing Shangela because she was the first person to put Shangela in drag, and thanks for giving me another reason not to like you, Alyssa. Ru asks to see a sample of their performance and, of course, Serena’s pathetic. Ru points out that she doesn’t know the words and she’s not bringing any character to it. Serena says that “Raja doesn’t move that much,” which…isn’t character and Ru points that out. See Jade, let her flail on her own then soak in the schadenfreude. No need to be a shady bitch. Ru gives the audience a drag lesson by informing us that Lipsynka is the reigning queen of including spoken word in her act.
Ru’s with Team Detox and all she wants to know is who’s playing Phi Phi, accompanied by an AWESOME clip of Phi Phi looking like a rabid Chihuahua, and who’s Sharon…even though Detox is wearing devil horns and Alaska’s wearing a white feather halo. Ru seems a little surprised that Alaska didn’t want to be Sharon, but really Ru? Really? What queen worth her salt wouldn’t want to stomp and trample all over the arrogance, anger, self-tanner and delusion that was Phi Phi?
Alaska make an obvious double entendre and it’s on to Monica as Jiggly, who manages not to whine and pout and play the martyr at having to be a “big girl” and Coco who’s already in character as Lashaaauuwn Beyoooond. Ru asks if Monica’s ever included spoken word in her performances and she hasn’t so Ru asks what their greatest difficulty has been. Detox pipes up that listening to Phi Phi’s voice over and over is the worst.
No, seriously Ru. Phi Phi’s voice could raise the dead.
On to Ivyyyy Winterrrs team. While Lineysha sits there in her full Tyra regalia, Ivy’s wearing her Joey Heatherton wig (Look it up, kids.) and says she’s playing Morgan while Vivienne says she’s Tati and Honey is Mystique Summers…Ru says she always wanted to call her Mystique Summer’s Eve, but Mystique wasn’t having it.
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