Ru lets the judges know that this week’s challenge was to “pay lip service to Drag Race herstory” and the queens were told to “dress to impress” on the runway so, “Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best WOMAN win!”
Kristen Johnston: I wore that to the beach last week.
RuPaul: Caftan realness
vallegirl: She knows tits are supposed to bounce, not rotate, right?
RuPaul: Now that’s what I call stilettos.
RuPaul: Oh, mighty Isisisis.
Juliette Lewis: She walks like…a dressage…horse.
RuPaul: Pants Off Dance Off
Michelle Visage: Screw the rainbows. Give me leather.
Juliette Lewis: Tina Tittays
RuPaul: Very 3rd Rock from the Sun.
Monica Beverly Hillz
Michelle Visage: Can you pay my telephone bill?
Juliette Lewis: Oops, I left my phone inside.
Santino: You better ASS somebody.
RuPaul: How many black cocks had to die for that outfit?
So, no surprise that Ru wins for best individual comment but Juliette totally wins this round for really getting into it and having some great lines. I can’t pick which is my favorite.
Back on the runway, the queens watch their “viral videos.” First is Jinkx, Alyssa and Roxxxy as Mimi, Shangela and Mariah. All three nail the different characters, but Roxxxy didn’t really have a lot to do so I call that clip a toss-up between Alyssa’s spot-on impersonation of Shangela v. Jinkx choosing to play Mimi more for laughs.
I swallowed a bug.
Serena and Jade do their scene and while Jade manages to be mediocre enough to pass, Serena really stuck to her Victorian consumptive guns since Raja coughed a couple of times and made Jade look brilliant by comparison. Ru looks like she smelled a fart after watching that and Detox jokes that watching Serena “was like watching an old Chinese movie,” then mimes the bad voice overs. *baby elephant horns* Heh.
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