Vivienne and Lineysha are next and, again, Lineysha’s impression is so eerily perfect I keep wanting to type Tyra instead of Lineysha. I particularly love the unfocused, sloe eyes. She might have been a brat during the challenge but Lineysha didn’t lip synch Tyra, she channeled her.
For real, Lineysha. Knock it off.
Honey and Ivy face off as Morgan and Mystique and while they’re fine there wasn’t nearly enough finger-pointing. Hilariously, Honey thinks she has a good chance of winning because she really turned it out. I love watching delusion.
Monica and Coco do their Jiggly and LaShauwn scene and watching Coco nail the lip synch makes me surprised at how fast LaShauwn could talk when she got heated. She was usually so soft spoken but, damn, that KIKIKIKIKIKIKI she fired off was kind of amazing.
Finally, Detox and Alaska are Sharon and Phi Phi. Alaska’s okay but Detox is fantastic as Sharon, channeling the spirit if not the specific mannerisms and even busts out the fake blood…then makes out with Alaska as Phi Phi to the judges delight.
Some things once seen cannot be unseen.
If I were judging I’d have given it to Detox because her runway was better than Lineysha’s but Lineysha’s performance was just a little better. Meanwhile, no one’s runway even came close to Ivy and her stilts so I’m fine with her team being safe and Lineysha winning. Channeling that much Tyra Sanchez should be worth something. And it is: A “couture latex outfit.” Well, awright awright! Oh yeah, and immunity.
Critiquing the other queens begins…as does Kristen Johnston’s descent into “Shut UP, bitch,” territory. First up, Alyssa Edwards and as Santino tries to compliment her on her great job as Shangela, Kristen busts in to bug out her eyes and say it was better than Shangela. Juliette brings it down to a professional level and tells her she really transformed into the character.
Serena’s next and Kristen’s still acting like the drunk cougar down at Callendar’s Grille, honking at Serena about how stupid her tiny flag looks. I don’t disagree but say it with me, “Bitch, shut up.” Meanwhile, Michelle calls Serena out on her granny panties and bad lip synch and Santino tells her it was hard to watch. Over to Roxxxy and Michelle loved her OTT Mariahisms, but Santino thought all the fringe made Roxxxy look like Chewbacca (huh?) and Kristen slurs to Santino to shut up, that Roxxxy is perfection. Again, I don’t disagree with the content, just with her. Was she always this overbearing? Is that why she was Sally?
Kristen tries to shit-talk Jinkx’s crazy, frizzy wig but Jinkx cuts her off by joking that she tried to tease it but she just ended up pissing it off. Heh. Juliette loved her impersonation of Mimi so it’s on to Jade. She’s Michelle’s little pocket pal so Michelle overstates that she was “hilair” while Juliette gives her the good advice that if she’s going to prance with a whip she needs to learn how to crack that shit. Then she asks if she can say “whip.” Heh, I’m liking the crazy lady from Encino.
Trust me, I know from whips.
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