Greetings and salutations, Gasmii! Did anyone else know that this was supposed to be the Season of the Fish? Alaska made a joke about it last week and someone else mentioned it this week and why is this the first I’m hearing this? Why would there even BE a Season of the Fish? No disrespect to all the fishy queens, because Carmen will have me know that it was a lot of work for her to be beautiful since she had to shave her ass and all, but being able to look like a biological woman isn’t really a talent that plays well over 14 weeks, you know?
Anyway, previously on RuPaul’s Drag Race, Roxxxy sucked, Coco was as sore a winner as she is a loser, they both bullied Jinkx because they’re seething balls of insecurity, jealousy and delusion, then Roxxxy broke down because she was so sure she was going home but said it was because her mother abandoned her and her sister at a bus stop so no one went home.
Would that this were true…
Queens return to the workroom after the non-elimination and the meaningful synthesizer lets us know that we’re still not done with Roxxxy’s “Come to Jesus” moment. In case you didn’t hear it the first 43 times, Roxxxy was left at a bus stop by her mother and taken away to an orphanage until her grandmother could get custody. Roxxxy claims she’s “never” cried over being abandoned. Alaska is incredulous, as am I, but I’ll give her a pass on that.
Especially since she makes extra special certain that she reiterates almost verbatim what she said on stage about coming off like a strong character but it stems from her fear of rejection. In interview she admits she doesn’t handle rejection well and gets angry so she took that anger out on the most convenient target, Jinkx.
ROXXXY ANGRY! SMASH!
Of course…this doesn’t explain why she was already being stank to Jinkx after Ivy’s win, but an epiphany is an epiphany. Especially since Roxxxy offers an honest apology and not the “I’m sorry you feel that way,” non-apology. Jinkx agrees and says she can’t stay mad at Roxxxy because they’ve all been through so much shit in their lives. I’m totally sure Roxxxy will remember this moment if she doesn’t do well this challenge.
Detox, on the other hand, while loving Roxxxy like a sister, is kinda pissed that it’s still top 7. Meanwhile, Alaska and her droll voice is beat down from the emotion, and being the ONLY queen who hasn’t won a challenge. I feel ya, gurr. It’s gotta hurt when Sideshow Coco wins before you.
Speaking of Sideshow Coco, she totally not at all shadily simply CANNOT believe she won the comedy challenge over Jinkx and Alaska, the two comedy queens, you know. Jinkx and Alaska try to push her away like she lost a bet with a fart, but Coco wonders, in interview, how COULD she possibly win when it’s totally out of her comfort zone, then totally smirks and preens. I’m sure it had absolutely nothing to do with different expectations for her versus the funny girls. Remember this for Untucked.
Remember this face when she sucks tonight.
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