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Then, on Untucked…the safe queens go to the Silver Lounge where Coco has to make a show of not sitting next to Alyssa who doesn’t even notice. Heh. Then Jade celebrates being a tiny bag of forgettable and tells Coco her Janet was “sickening.” If that’s true then I have no idea what that means.
Alyssa bobs and says she bombed and should apologize and how lucky she is to have immunity and be safe and just when there’s an inkling that Coco might let her guard slip, she weaves and asks how it feels to just be safe with her Janet…which she does six nights a week. And that, ladies and gentlemen, was your master class in “shade.”
Then they rehash the same old crap we’ve been rehashing since the premiere before Alyssa turns it around and rehashes last week and the fact that Jade called her fat. So they go around and Alyssa thinks Jade’s jealous but Jade says she isn’t because Alyssa’s fat. Alyssa thinks Jade’s a joke and an amateur but Jade doesn’t care because Alyssa’s fat. Alyssa says if she were really coming for Jade she’d come for her shitty makeup but Jade doesn’t care because Alyssa’s a mean girl. And she’s fat.
Alyssa pretends to be above it all so Coco can let us know Alyssa’s true colors are coming out. Unlike those unnaturally blue contacts Coco insists on wearing out of drag. Wash, rinse, repeat and time to go to the Gold Bar to find out what their furry pink box surprise is.
Meanwhile, the top and bottom queens go to the silver lounge where Detox starts doing the Justification Shuffle whereby she doesn’t think she shouldn’t be in the bottom because Lineysha said she wanted to go home. Ah, the Phi Phi dephense. Guaranteed to turn fans into haters in the blink of an eye. Even Alaska’s all “Yeah…nah, bitch. That’s not how it’s played.”
Back with Alyssa, Jade and Coco where they set aside their personal animosities to make fun of everyone else. Poorly. But we do learn that Lineysha has sticky little fingers and her English gets better or worse depending upon whether or not someone’s accusing her of nicking something.
Back with the bottom dwellers and Detox is trying to will Lineysha out of the competition by reminding her that at some point the day before she said she wanted to go home. Then in interview she throws in some mild racism when she mocks Lineysha’s name because that’s so becoming of hayseeds from Orlando. Finally, she pulls out the “I shouldn’t have to lip synch against someone who doesn’t want to be here,” like that’s an automatic disqualification. Man, get over yourself, Detox.