While Jinkx explains in interview that no one took her seriously in Seattle because she’s quirky, Coco’s getting her righteous indignation up and still shit-talking Jinkx, talking about how she won’t comb out her wig because all she has to do is be funny, right? You’d think someone who had as much experience losing as Coco has would be better able to hide her bitter, seething jealousy. Still, all that trash talking is taking its toll and Jinkx just wants to know when she’ll have to stop justifying herself then soulfully comb the glue stick through her eyebrows.
The glue stick of perpetual sorrow.
Since Jinkx didn’t give her the satisfaction of breaking down, Alyssa has set her sights on a more reliably unhinged target – Coco. She (not incorrectly) points out that Coco needs to balance out her makeup and Coco takes the bait, telling Alyssa to worry about her own boring, same-old, same-old makeup. Smelling blood, Alyssa pounces, pointing out (again, not incorrectly) how orange Coco is then adds an extra bitchy, “You’re used to being my runner up and being behind me. Don’t switch the game up now, Mama.” Classy.
The other queens hoot so Coco’s completely on the hook. Alyssa giggles that she’s just playing. Hehehe, bitch. Coco says she isn’t because Alyssa called her a runner up? Alyssa (AGAIN, not incorrectly…dammit stop being right) says that Coco’s never won anything but when Coco points to the picture Alyssa says she took that picture by default. By default, mama. Coco weakly comes back with she took it because Alyssa couldn’t finish her job, but eh…she still only got the title by default.
So not joking.
Alyssa gets in one last dig saying she still got that moment then Coco goes all righteous victim claiming Alyssa “took” that moment away from her, rightfully and by being better than Coco but splitting hairs, and that she’ll be damned if she’ll let Alyssa take it away from here, too. No word on whether she’ll let Alyssa take her stupid electric blue contacts. Coco ends her little rant by saying it’s going to get ugly up in there so Jinkx asks if they know what’s ugly? Poverty. This lightens the mood as everyone says “The Jade. The Jade of it all.” See, Coco. Comedy does trump
Ru’s wearing one of the fitted and fringey dresses she pulls out occasionally with a big, Velma Van Tussle wig. Tonight’s judges are Michelle Visage who actually managed to look damn cute in her 60s mod look, Santino who wears too many stocking caps considering just how bald he is, and the Julies Brown – Downtown, who thought she was on the ballet episode and is wearing a ball gown and Just Say Julie who still looks like she did in the 80s:
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