Hello again, Gasmii! And welcome to another week of “The Little Show that Could.” Previously, the queens created “kidster” television shows where Vivi…zzzz’s suckage was brought to the fore by Roxxxy’s over the top performance. We watched round 843 of the bullshit between Alyssa and Coco, and Monica sashayed away.
Monica Beverly Havisham
The queens go back to the workroom after the runway and everyone’s sad because Monica, while not up to par with the other queens, was sweet and everyone’s friend. Coco lies through her teeth that she didn’t want to see Monica go so Jade kindly points out that she didn’t want to see Coco go, either. Then tells us in interview that Coco’s become her BFF on the show which is just another notch in my Team Alyssa belt because Jade still bugs the crap out of me.
Roxxxy leads us into the post mortem and asks Coco how it felt to suck so bad she had to lip synch. Coco finds a way to blame Alyssa. Seriously, until one or the other actually lays it all out, I DON’T CARE. For real, it’s just like those arguments you had in seventh grade because some girl you THOUGHT was your BFF went around behind your back and asked the boy you like’s sister did he like you and when she found out that yeah he kinda does like you, she told him you were going out of town that weekend to visit your uncle in prison and then asked him if he wanted to go to the movies and he said yes, but nuh uh, she swears she didn’t say anything but it was on her Facebook page and what?
Roxxxy doesn’t give a shit, either, because she quickly moves on to Vivi…zzzz, wondering how she felt when she didn’t have to lip synch because when she turned around her face looked like she just lost a bet with a fart. Vivi…zzzz admits she was a little terrified that she’d pull a Willam, but gurr, don’t flatter yourself. Roxxxy points out that Vivi…zzzz’s critique was that she sucked and Roxxxy was awesome so now Vivi…zzzz has to figure out how not to suck so bad.
Vivi…zzzz remembers it a little differently. They were working well together and the script was really good but somehow Roxxxy “overpowered” her (by actually having a personality) because Roxxxy’s an “attention whore” which, what? You’re a DRAG QUEEN. That’s a job requirement. Anyway, Vivi…zzzz also says Roxxxy’s annoying and she wants her to go home. Heh. Don’t trip on that anvil, Vivi…zzzz.
Attention whore? MOI? Mais non!
By the way, apropos of nothing, this week’s guest judges are Travis Wall and Chaz Bono and while we watch Travis pirouette like the elegant little nymph he is, poor Chaz shambles down the runway like a diffident Ewok. But Chaz does share genetic material with Cher so even Steven.
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