The top and bottom queens go back to the lounge and Honey starts off by telling everyone who picked her that she has no hard feelings. They were put on the spot and had to pick someone. Needle scratch takes us to Vivi…zzzz who bitches about something being annoying and telling whomever to shut the fuck up. It could have been at any point in the competition, because I’m sure that was the sum total of Vivi…zzzz’s interviews but I’ll bite and believe she said it about Honey.
You’re (almost) good enough.
You’re (kinda) smart enough.
And some people like you.
Back in the lounge, though, she’s defending her honor by piggy-backing on Alyssa calling out Jade. This provides them with a bonding moment and they all dogpile on Jade because she’s a huffy puffy pouty princess. Called it.
Enough about Jade, though. Time to play “That doesn’t make any sense,” with Honey. Alyssa and Roxxxy start in on how she’s not wearing her “best drag” and Honey very correctly points out the flaw in the logic of always dressing like it’s your last challenge early in the competition because…you don’t have that many “best drag” looks. Bitch, stop trying to apply real-world logic to reality TV clichés. Alyssa’s pulling her Miss Jane Hathaway faces so Honey explains that in San Francisco…the look isn’t that important. Alyssa tries to muster up some umbrage but it’s not really working so let’s go back to shit-talking Jade.
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She’s the Debbie Downer of the competition. We flashback to Honey the Social Worker defending Jade, telling Roxxxy that Jade’s been tired. Roxxxy’s not a social worker and thinks that’s bullshit. Then the most damning testimony of all: Even Jinkx is kind of over what a high maintenance queen Jade is. Turns out Jinkx is Jade’s other BFF and she had to coax Jade out of her self-pity and explain why she didn’t pick her sooner (letting Coco choose her) just to get her into the challenge.
The safe queens come back into the Silver Lounge and Alaska jovially asks what happened? Alyssa drama queens (NO!) that the “Kraken” is…Ru asked who should go home and she’s going to be honest – she called out Jade. Poor Jinkx just wants to drink and find out who won and now this.
Alyssa tries to explain everything she said but Jade’s working the righteous indignation/wounded martyr angle. Roxxxy for her part doesn’t give a shit if Jade’s performance is good or bad, she’s just tired of all the moping. Roxxxy tries to point out that she needs to stop being such a sensitive little pain in the ass but Shady Jade goes 12th level “I’m rubber you’re glue,” and throws what Roxxxy says back at her with nothing to back it up, like the middle school mean girl she aims to be.
Come back when you have on your big girl lashes, son.
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