Jinkx tries to be all fair and says they should read the script before assigning roles, but admits in interview that she’s feeling the pressure of being team leader because she pushed through last week and doesn’t want to slide back. She’s pretty smart about assigning the roles and gives Lineysha Diana Ross (okay) while Ivy is Lady Bunny, which is perfect since Ivy has made some costumes for Lady Bunny and Jinkx is “genderfuck drag Ru.” Alaska gets assigned Ru’s mom because it’s a straight up comic relief role, but it also starts off the “ballet,” making Alaska’s get all squirrelly about not being a dancer. Jinkx assumes she can krump dance (HAHAHAHA) AND shows a quick, goofy dance move but Alaska just flaps her arms. Tragic.
It’s like watching Baryshnikov
Queens are in full work mode as Coco recaps the challenge then reminds us that she picked Alyssa because that storyline will never get old. Coco’s team is divvying up the parts and their section features a good v. bad Ru. Coco thinks she and Alyssa should do that section. In interview it is suggested that Alyssa sees through Coco’s little game but whatever.
Moving on, Coco assigns Drag Race Ru to Roxxxy who suggests Vivi…zzzz as the generic winner because, let’s face it, the winner is and shall always be RuPaul. Vivienne weakly agrees then whines in interview that, once again, she’s working with Roxxxy. Coco discusses how to get Vivi…zzzz done up but Ivy reminds Coco they can’t make her outshine Ru. Roxxxy drops an anvil when she “jokingly” says that’s not going to happen. Vivi…zzzz drops her own anvil when she informs us that her team is underestimating her. HAHAHAHA.
Hello, hello, hello….HEL-LO! This week’s all about Ru so he brings in an extra hello! Then he makes a Chorus Line joke that no one gets. Kids. Ru starts with Team Jinkx to find out who’s playing what. As we already know, Ivy’s Lady Bunny, Alaska is Ru’s mother, Ernestine…and can we just appreciate his mama for a minute?
Is he her clone? Alaska’s thrilled to be mama while Ru is amused. As we move through the years with Ru, Jade will be playing him as a child while Jinkx will be the 21-year-old Ru. Ru asks who’s playing Diana Ross, even though Lineysha’s the only one left, then asks the little Puerto Rican cupcake if she’s familiar with Miss Ross. Lineysha manages to put down the bong long enough to say no but misses the gong sound, suggesting that this might be a problem.
Ru unsuccessfully tries to recruit Ivy into telling a Lady Bunny fat joke then moves on to Alaska playing his mother. He wants to know what Alaska’s using as inspiration and she says that the voice over says Ernestine had a mouth like a sailor, and Ru informs us that yes, she did, and that her favorite expression was, and I quote, “You pussy-mouthed motherfucker.” But she looks so kindly in that photo. Alaska lets us know in interview that she’s going to try to portray this force of nature…mostly through a Mommie Dearest face.
A face only a ghoul could love.
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