Ru moves on to Team Coco who immediately informs Ru that she’ll be “good” Ru and that Alyssa will be “bad” Ru. Ru jokes about it being “life imitating art” while Coco agrees and Alyssa appears to make 143 bitch faces in 2 seconds. Ru says he was gobsmacked (I love that word, too!) when Coco chose Alyssa since they have beef and while Alyssa goes through another 18 bitch faces in a half a second, Coco admits she’s there to win.
Detox will be playing 90s supermodel Ru (and looks surprisingly cute in the big blonde wig but no make up) against Honey as 90s Diana Ross. She’s never done Diana, although she’s been asked but wasn’t able to, and gurr. TMI. This isn’t called “No Honeypologies.” Roxxxy establishes that she is modern-day Ru and Vivi…zzzz will be the generic next drag superstar, but then Roxxxy just loves those anvils and acts like bitch, again, and says that she’s just playing it for today, because she’s not going to win.
The eyebrows make sense with this wig.
Vivi…zzzz and Ru see that anvil and discuss how the judges have complained about just how boring Vivi…zzzz is. She speaks in broad strokes and bullshit about saying “fuck it” and being herself and bringing it and whatever. Alyssa sums it up, with maximum gossipy hen-ness, by saying Ru gave her a warning last week. It’s not going to fly again.
Ru gathers the queens to tell them that they’ll be working with choreographers Travis Wall and Nick Lazzarini, but the queens don’t watch So You Think You Can Dance and just politely clap. Bitches. Then Ru lets them know that Travis will also be a guest judge along with Chaz Bono…and gay gasp. Because as Alaska will have us know, “Chaz Bono came out of Cher’s…va-GIN-na.” Runway theme will be “divalicious” so gentlemen, don’t fuck it up.
On the main stage, Travis and Nick are pirouetting and leaping like graceful little fauns. Team Jinkx comes in and are immediately intimidated because you can fake a lot of shit but toe points are hard. Travis introduces himself leading Jinkx to inform us that both he and Nick are dreamy. Nick’s smile even sparkles and dings. Jinkx then remids us that the queens are pretty much in solitary confinement so they’re like cats in heat. Ivy licks her lips just to drive the point home.
Travis & Nick want to see how well each of the queens dance and most of them are solid enough to work with…until they get to Alaska. Her best dance move is the Macarena. Hehe. They show her a simple side jump but, again, toe points are hard y’all, and they move on to Lineysha and Jade.
They get through their big lift but Travis doesn’t think Lineysha’s playing Diana Ross grand enough because she is Diana Ross after all. Lineysha can barely focus she’s so high. In interview she says she can do this but when the producer asks if she even knows who Diana Ross is…she’s all unfocused again. Was this shot at the same time as the Top Chef finale? Because I think Lineysha’s been dipping into Sheldon’s stash.
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