Ivy and Jinkx, as the most competent dancers, get the most difficult choreography but there’s no real drama so it’s vague statements about how hard it is and if they don’t get every step they’re screwed.
It’s Alyssa’s turn to recap the challenge and inform us that this is her challenge because she owns a dance studio. While stretching out the team she says it’s a very important challenge for her and is keeping her fingers crossed that everything falls into place. Team Coco hears Jinkx’s team come back from the main stage and then get back into position to basically faze them out by doing some basic barre moves…and it works because Ivy calls them “fancy.”
Everything is boogery at the BAL-LET!
Team Coco heads off to the main stage where the boys are, once again, proving that anything they can do the queens can’t do better. Or for the most part at all. They jump right into “good v. evil” Ru. Nick thinks it should be fun while Alyssa reminds us they have beef. You don’t say. It’s been so subtle up until this point. Travis believes they should do a lift and then shows Coco her part as Alyssa lifts him pretty easily. Coco performs more like sack of flour with legs, which amuses Nick, but when Travis gives her the part of pretending to choke Alyssa she says it felt so good. Whatever.
It’s Honey and Detox’s turn and Travis gives them some basic corps choreography but Honey’s kind of a Clydesdale and not getting it. Detox agrees and says it was a little uncomfortable watching her. Then sing-songs ‘FUCK MY LIIIIIIFE” and her wonky eyes in this interview kind of make me uncomfortable. Sorry ‘bout it.
Pretty dancing boys are pretty.
Roxxxy and Vivi…zzzz are up and with two hot dancers watching, Roxxxy shows them her signature move: the Rumpshaker. Heh. Vivi…zzzz is not amused but who cares. Except she does say she wants to see Roxxxy get taken down a peg, even though they’re on the same team. Like she’s not going to suck. Sadly, they both suck. Nick’s nicer about it and says they’re not the strongest dancers and ending with them could be a problem. Then he reminds the whole team that this is about Ru’s life so…don’t fuck it up. Heh.
The look of complete confidence that they won’t fuck it up.
It’s the next day and Roxxxy, Alaska and Detox really are trying to make this bullshit Rolaskatox a thing. Please stop. It’s not as cute as you think. Alyssa tries to fuck with Alaska about her moves, since even Alaska admits she sucks, and it’s on to character development with Honey. While she was at college her parents found photos of her in drag so they responded like all good, kind and accepting parents would and shipped her off to Africa to get her away from the “bad influences.”
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