Curtain call mostly features Alaska hovering over Roxxxy to remind us how well Alaska did despite having zero dancing talent whatsoever and how mediocre Roxxxy was, because she is getting a bit full of herself.
Since production didn’t seem to care about the runway this week, here are the high and lowlights.
Seriously. WTF, Vivi…zzzz?
I love Ivy’s, thinks Detox looks gorgeous even with the blue lips, and I just can’t resist a queen in a tiny hat.
Like last week, they competed in teams but are being judged as individuals. Ru calls out Jinkx, Ivy, Alyssa, Vivi…zzzz, Roxxxy and Honey. They’re the best and worst. Jinkx gets critiqued first. Michelle isn’t too thrilled with the runway look and goes to her old saw, asking Jinkx to bring some “glamour.” But Santino and Travis really like Jinkx’s performance as young Ru.
Next up, Ivyyyyy Winterrrrs. Chaz loves the outfit because he’s a huge Victor/Victoria fan and Michelle informs us that Ivy makes all her costumes. Bitch, get OUT. They’re amazing. Michelle thinks Ivy’s “mind-blowingly” talented and was a lot of fun as Bunny. Santino signs his death warrant when he critiques Ivy as being “a little too skinny and a little too pretty” to be Bunny.
Roxxxy gets called out by Santino for her sub-par runway look while Chaz reminds us all of his rather ungainly turn on Dancing with the Stars. He suggests that Roxxxy needs to make up for her weak dancing by bringing the attitude but she didn’t. Vivi…zzzz smiles because she’s deluded.
So next up? Vivi…zzzz. Michelle calls her pedestrian, Santino damns her with the phrase “low key,” and Travis, trying to find the silver lining, says she’s one of the most beautiful queens he’s ever seen, which jokingly gets Ru’s back up, but brings it back down to Vivi…zzz being forgettable. Wah waaah.
Chaz tells Honey that she looks like she’d have a lovely body but who can tell in that tent? Michelle Jerseys it up and just asks what’s up with all the caftans. Oh, and her Diana Ross blew. Honey tries to defend herself that she’d never done Diana before and Michelle shoots back CLEARLY. Hehe.
Finally, Alyssa. Michelle thinks her look is “ridonkulous” in the very best way and was impressed by Alyssa’s grand jeté while Santino says she really embodied the evil Ru, but isn’t sure if the evil Ru lost. Ru gleefully says no, the evil didn’t lose. Hehe. Travis becomes Alyssa’s guidance counselor and tells her if she keeps up her confidence she’ll go far in the competition. He really is just the living embodiment of the word “adorable.”
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