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Queens go back to untuck in the Interior Illusions Lounge so the judges can dish. First up Coco and Ruth Pointer cracks me up when she says, and I quote, “Child, that highlighter was higher and lighter than I’ve seen in many a time.” LaToya just thinks she’s unfocused and will get taken over by the stronger competitors. Look at her being all smart and lucid.
Moving on to Alyssa, and while Santino liked her look, Ru brings up her weird walk where she points to where she’s going. I suddenly remember why I liked Santino on Project Runway (DON’T YOU JUDGE ME!) when he mocks it by pointing around the room. Heh. It wasn’t quite “Where’s Andrae?” but it’ll do. Talk turns to her weak singing and while Ru tries to say Alyssa’s not a strong singer she channels me and tells the panel DON’T JUDGE ME! DON’T JUDGE ME! (I got it from My Name is Earl.) and everyone laughs. But they give Alyssa points for at least going for something instead of giving up.
Speaking of, Jade! Ru’s with Michelle on WTF is that outfit while the Pointer Sisters can’t even remember her singing. Moving on to Ivy and not a bad word to be heard. She looked gorgeous she sounded great and Anita Pointer is pleasantly surprised she can sing. Jinkx, eh, Michelle hated her runway but Michelle always does. Santino and LaToya loved her singing, so whatever Michelle.
Roxxxy Andrews. Ruth thinks she’s hot and she’s Michelle’s pet so moving on to Detox. Michelle thinks she phoned it in but Ruth said as soon as she saw the back of the dress…she forgot everything else. And I posted the photographic evidence above. Michelle rips into Alaska for doing the same thing every week and is bored, but LaToya brutally says maybe Alaska’s shown all she has because they’re getting deep into the season and the competition is getting hard. Damn, gurr. But si-LENCE! Ru’s made her decision so bring back her girls…and can she get an “Amen?” The panel starts singing along and this was a really fun bunch. Bitchy and brutal, sure, but loads of fun.
Queens are back and Ru goes straight into announcing the winner – Ivyyy Winterrrs. She wins some rinky dink little travel pack but she doesn’t care. It really was the win that counted. Jinkx and Roxxxy are also called safe. Detox is safe as well…but…and it’s a big but (HAR HAR) they expect more from her. Detox takes it well and I agree that separately I like Detox and don’t mind Roxxxy but together they bring out the worst in each other.
Alaska gets called out for resting on kooky but is also safe, leaving Coco, Alyssa and Jade. Coco looked and acted the fool. She’s up for elimination. Alyssa proved that as a singer she’s an amazing dancer and Jade let the other queens outshine her. So who’s up for elimination? Jade.