Detox, since she won the mini challenge, gets to mess with all the other queens and assign all the teams. She immediately calls Roxxxy and Alaska and like the assholes they are they talk about “Rolaskatox formation” and whatever. Who cares. She then says the other teams are already paired off and it’s Ivy, Jinkx and Jade on one side while Alyssa and Coco are off to the other. Awesome. This has the makings of karma, schadenfreude and hubris going out, getting piss drunk and causing a scene.
Coco doesn’t even try to hide how pissed she is and talks about how all the girls know she has her beef with Alyssa, which, duh that’s why ALL of them would have paired you two, while Alyssa just makes her Miss Jane Hathaway faces and says that she’s a little thrown. Jinkx gives us an interpretive performance of what this challenge will be like by acting like an alley cat ready to pounce
Queens will be recording with my pretend BFF and utterly adorable sprite, Lucian Piane and his many befuddled faces. The queens are all excited because he’s a tasty little cupcake. And dress code will be 80s Ladies. Detox and Jinkx are ridiculously thrilled or they’re in a contest to see who can look the most like a largemouth bass. So gentlemen start your engines, and may the best woman, WIN!
Detox asks Roxxxy and Alaska if they should start off but Alaska makes sense and says they should take the bridge. This leads Detox to give Coco and Alyssa the first verse. She points out, rather smartly, that if Coco’s going to get so unhinged at being put in a team with Alyssa, may as well finish off the job and give her the first verse, too. Like clockwork, Coco’s pulling faces and acting unhinged because, I guess, she thought she’d get to choose which part she sang, then tells us in interview that she’s done with these girls. Remember how on last week’s Untucked, she went around the room pointing out how no one had any conflict with her. Yeah. Me, too.
Totally ready to go along with the fun.
Jinkx recaps the challenge while Alyssa tries to turn Coco’s frown upside down by telling her she wants to change up some lyrics and just acts silly. Coco, full of ridiculous, righteous indignation, just pouts and ignores her teammate because that’s how all the great teams won. If you don’t count the Yankees. Alyssa admits in interview that Coco’s childish behavior makes her work double time to compensate for her lousy singing and, you know, I may want her to shut up, a lot, but at least Alyssa owns her shitty behavior and didn’t personalize being collateral damage in Detox’s attempt to throw Coco completely off.
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