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Meanwhile, over with the young and functional group, Ivy and Jinkx are writing lyrics and working out harmonies while Jade is getting HELLA intimidated being in a group with them. She tries to add some lyrics but is too meek to really defend her ideas. Ivy admits in interview that she’d have been fine working just with Jinkx since Jade’s been coasting and Jade admits in interview that it’s a little demoralizing when your own friends “underestimate” you. Or, you know, perfectly estimate your skills that you overestimate. Potato, mediocre.
Finally, the assholes. Detox and Roxxxy are all “You’re pretty,” “No, YOU’RE pretty,” “No, WE’RE ALL AWESOME,” and generally riding the hubris wave as long and hard as they can, while a Frankenbyte by Alaska suggests that she’s feeling insecure being the only member of Rolaskatox who hasn’t won a challenge, but I’m going with the editors cut out the part where she admits that Rotox really can be overbearing.
Hello, hello, hello! Ru’s here for his Tim Gunn visits and asks how his little singer/songwriters are doing. They all do that stupid Mariah finger in the ear/hand flap thing and Ru doesn’t have the heart to tell them they look ridiculous so he just heads over to Coco and Alyssa instead. Ru asks who’s a singer and Coco feebly says she’s going to “try to bring it to church.” Alyssa, fully aware of her strengths and weaknesses says she’s just hoping to bring it to the “Jack in the Box down the street.”
Ru asks to hear a bit of their section and Alyssa wasn’t kidding but…Coco kinda sucks, too. Not that she’d admit it when she can make faces at Alyssa. Then they recite their lyrics and Ru’s all “Um, yeah. Just remember make it fun,” knowing full well they won’t.
On to Ivy, Jinkx and Jade. Ru jokes that it’s like Wilson Philips is back together and they’re all thinking “I’M NOT CARNIE,” (that’s Vicky). Ru asks if any of them sing. Why yes. Ivy’s classically trained, Jinkx is a professional singer and Jade…sings in the car. Jade says she’s going to “freestyle it” so Ru can throw an anvil at her, saying this is a competition, you have to plan something out. Ivy agrees with Ru in interview and calls Jade a “floater.”
With their work coming together so smoothly Ru asks why come Michelle’s such a bitch to Jinkx. Jinkx politics it that they have different ideas on what glamour is and promises it will show up on the runway. Ru wants to tweak at least one of them a little bit and says there are some fierce queens there so she has to find a way to steal the spotlight. Jinkx weakly agrees so it’s on to the assholes.