Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
Some glitter, spackle and Lucite heels and it’s show time! Hilary’s certain her ex is going to eat his heart out when he sees her while her sister thinks she needs to start her life again. Faith wants to prove to her family that she’s beautiful and confident while her utterly adorable, apparently twin boys want her to know they love her. And Shana’s just ready to start showing off while her cousin’s looking forward to meeting her inner diva.
Back from commercials, and Jelissa the announcer introduces the faculty, visiting professors and our president, RuPaul…who’s decided to dress like Pee Wee Herman. Bold move, Ru. He introduces us to the judges: Lady Bunny, Phlex and straight out of 1987, Donna Mills! So let the draguation commence.
Oral examination time.
Tatiana says she feels fabulous, fierce and should be feared and Donna Mills thinks her ex is crazy.
Elantra’s boys think she’s sexy while Phlex says he could see her sizzling on the runway.
Callie says whenever she hits a rough patch she’ll just call on Callie to get her through it while Lady Bunny tells her she’s gorgeous, even if she stole Bunny’s wig and put a banana in it.
Performance time, and while they’re all a little clunky I thought Callie won it. Faith still looks tentative while Hilary looks sleepy and Shana’s working double time to get the judges attention. Until then I’d have said it was anyone’s game because they are all really likeable, endearing women but to me Shana won it with the performance. But how to do falcutty feel?
No hard feelings from the others, though, because Hilary’s happy for Callie while Faith says she feels 100% like a winner, too. It was a nice start but Drag U will always be the shaggy, country cousin to Drag Race. Which isn’t bad because at least there’s no Phi Phi.
To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!
To follow my personal tweets, click here.
Thanks for being here!