Drag U Recap: Grow UP!

Raven wants to know what’s the craziest thing Nicole’s ever done. She lies that she was in a show where her costume was her underwear and a bed sheet. Raven’s all “For real? That’s boring,” then Nicole remembers, “Oh yeah…I’VE ALREADY BEEN MARRIED THREE TIMES AND I’M ENGAGED, AGAIN!” Raven’s all “GURR! I can’t even get married once and you’re on your fourth?”

Preach it, Raven.

When she’s right, she’s right. But as for Nicole, she didn’t even do it because the sex was great. She did it because she was just desperate to be loved. Oh, Daddy issues. I’m sorry, Nicole. Raven? Not so much and she shows her the awful everyday drag look.

Nicole’s rightfully embarrassed, because what is up with that hat, but Raven takes the polite route and euphemizes that she has to start dressing “age appropriate” but Raven will whip her into shape. Nicole agrees.

MJ’s on a mission so Latrice doesn’t have to hustle her around. Give her a boost to reach the shoes, maybe, but she’s certainly not afraid of an animal print. Raven places the product and Nicole wonders where the rest of a dress is, while Pandora’s having a tough time biting her tongue over Cristy’s questionable taste. Then MJ sounds like she’s getting smurfy saying she looks up to Latrice but brings it back by telling us that’s just because she’s 8’ tall with her wig. Heh.

Ladies! It’s time to join Ru at the Dragulator. Ru thinks Cristy has a lot going on, but it sounds positive. He says she has nice legs but needs to open up her neckline which she does. MJ has a whole lot of animal print for someone so tiny. She says it makes her feel sexy and Ru tells her that she looks all “growed” up to him. Nicole went with a campy prom look complete with patent leather tuxedo shoes and Ru loves it.

But that’s always just filler; it’s time to find out their drag avatars. (Dragatars?):

Cristy’s not seeing herself in it but Ru loves it. Shows off her great legs and her cleavage, because Ru loves boobies. Cristy’s not used to showing them off, but Ru thinks there’s “gold in them thar hills” and Pandora threatens to slap the shy right out of Cristy.

MJ pretty much nailed this look in her quick drag, so there’s not much to say but polish up that diamond, Latrice. Of course, MJ’s a bit concerned because she doesn’t think she’s got enough to push up in a bra but Ru lets her know that if they can create cleavage out of his bony boy chest, she’s got enough.