Drag U Recap: Grow UP!

Recaps

By vallegirl | Friday, August 10, 2012 | 11:00 am | 1 Comments
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Ru asks Nicole if she feels beautiful and she says she’d like to say she feels heavenly but right now, she feels like “Hell on heels.” Ru “Ooohs!” his approval. Joely mentions her stompiness that’s at odds with her sensual look, but Jamal thinks she’s hot and he can see her in a music video. Then Bunny makes a joke about all her men telling her to keep the wig and makeup on and…it wasn’t quite as funny on the show as I’m sure it was in her head.

And with two rounds down, it was MJ, Cristy and Nicole again. I was really trying to figure out how they’d give it to Nicole since I couldn’t be wrong. She’d have to pull it out in the performance, right? Not so much. She tried and she wasn’t awful just…robotic, like Raven feared. Cristy had her moments where she looked into it and was selling the performance but MJ was rocked it with her Irene Cara bangs. So, clearly based upon performance it had to be MJ but…my theory. What about my theory?

It was a good run.

In retrospect, she should have been the obvious one. The only reason she wasn’t a slam dunk was because she’s the oldest, but she’s only 33. Also, she really did hide her light under a bushel because she was so beautiful in drag but seemed to shrink out of it. I’m not complaining that I was wrong this week, though. Any one of them would have been a fine winner.

MJ says she no longer feels like a child, she’s a diva and Latrice wants to ask Raven how her crow tastes. Then Nicole forces Raven to walk the runway with her adorable moppets and I won’t tell anyone, but Raven looked like she actually didn’t mind being around kids. (She’s like the drag Grinch meeting all the Whos down in Whoville.) So everybody say LOVE!

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

One Comment

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    chaosbutterfly
    Posted August 20, 2012 at 4:41 am

    They were a good bunch, and I agree that for once, the winner didn’t bother me.

    But can we please discuss how Dr. Rey is an actual doctor?
    Like seriously.
    He’s a doctor who cuts into people.
    And he’s a smart doctor, assuming that he didn’t fake his credentials.
    And he’s 50! He looks so young for 50, I think.
    I was laughing at him because it was so obvious that he was not any kind of doctor and just played one in a random porno, but now I’m kind of jealous of Dr. Rey’s boogie.

    Was this the season finale?
    If so, thank you vallegirl for the great recaps! The season was kind of tragic, but you did a super awesome job with it.
    Now…on to All-Starss….:D

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