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Friday, August 3, 2012
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Amber gets to choose from a wild leopard print blouse with black pants or a ravishing red wrap dress with an elaborate necklace.
While Raja plays with her hair, Mary’s options are a charming maroon wrap dress with plunging neckline or a sassy blue, heart-shaped blouse to accentuate the décolletage and pencil skirt.
Sinead picks from a sophisticated jersey draped Grecian maxi-dress or a beguiling lace pencil skirt and black top with draped neckline and peek-a-boo shoulders.
Raja places the product and it’s on to dance class, with a new Dean of Dance, Adam Cook, who’s choreographed for American Idol. Oh, Jamal Sims. I’m sorry for making fun of Footloose. Anyway, he’s there to teach the women how to “shake it up” to…What’s Love Got to Do with It? Why? The other songs had some connection to the theme, but I guess Fat Bottomed Girls or Back That Thang Up would be rude.
Adam’s showing the women their “signature move” and rolling his shoulders and hips and ass like his bones are elastic, while Mary and Raja are all “Nice ass,” and Pandora thinks they’re going to learn to move those curves.
Raja wasn’t kidding when she said she’s a pervert.
In fairness, though, it does make sense that he got all the women (and Raja because she’s a perv) all atwitter. He’s pretty cute and not nearly as judgmental as the other Deans of Dance.
Try getting Jason Castro to put down the bong and learn to walk in time. This was a cake walk.
Mary’s singing the same old song about being insecure about her weight and Adam just tells her to let go and embrace who she is while he shimmies and shakes that ass. Sinead, whatever, but Adam thinks she really needs to sell the performance with her face. In hindsight, he’s probably rethinking that advice.
Amber’s trying to get the moves down but her face is pretty stern. Sharon yells out from the audience to give her face but Amber tells Adam her ankle’s really bothering her so she’s focusing more on learning the steps to not worrying about the pain. He vagues that she’s going to need to sell the performance. And this just in, the sky is blue.
Glue them down? NEXT!
Has Morgan ever seen a woman in person? Since most of us don’t have beards, we don’t wear enough make up to cover our eyebrows. Just an FYI, Morgan.
FILLER! Mary’s still concerned that she can’t pop it and Sinead, whatever. The queens are here.
Did Raja not get the beige memo?
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Great recap as usual Vallegirl!
I get what your saying about Pandora; I J’dored her on season 2 of RPDR but lately it seems like she’s trying too hard to be the funny queen. I hope this trend doesn’t continue into the AllStar season…
Sinead was absolutely insufferable. I liked her at first, but as soon as she stepped out onto the runway, any goodwill I had towards her instantly left.
Like…oh my god, I don’t even have words.
At the end, when Ru was doing his final speech about driving shit down sorority row, I wanted to reach into my screen and strangle her because of her stupid faces. I can somewhat understand what would drive her to be such an annoying ass on the runway, but at that point, the competition was over and she won. She should have just been normal. Her nails were banging though.
Adam was cute as hell…I like Candis and Jamal too, but Adam needs to be the dean of dance every week forever and ever amen. His butt was so perfectly round. I need to locate a straight version.
The “makeup” “expert” was also more adorable than past “experts”, except for Rami.
I wish Geneva was my brother. I want to shop with him and I also want him to help me bedazzle my clothes.
Why does my brother have to be this way?
I loved how the “makeup” “expert” sounded like he didn’t understand a word he said. “Shit, what was my line again?”
Totes with ya on “whatever” Sinead, Chaos . . . ugh!!! I did think she was the ringer, but Amber’s make up was so incredible . . . Jennifer Hudson, am I right? Didn’t love the pink wig on Geneva, but loved hu! I wonder if she’s tried out for Drag race.
Valle, look at you, pulling out Mimi Imfurst . . . hee . . . I had to think about that for a few to figure it out. Sinead was much worse, probably the worst, and it’s a shame, as there was potential for her to be funny, too much too often too open wound . . . I do wonder if they know who’s going to win before everything takes off.
I wish none of these chicks would ever complain about the shoes ever again . . . so boring . . .
For my one stint in drag, the very pro queen who was doing our make-up did that to my eyebrows . . . Frikkin ridonk . . . sigh . . . I do not make a pretty grrl.