Drag U Recap: More to Love


Pandora asks Sinead…whatever. It’s Sinead, it all just sounds like “wah, wah..” And besides, Amber confides in Sharon that her brother does drag. And he lets her out of the house in sweats? He needs to turn in his drag card. Sharon’s all “Who in the what how?” in the work room but says she loves a family that drags together.

Sinead’s in with Ru…whatever. Ru still finds some good advice for her that in her job as a “nanny” she always gives the children encouragement and everything they do is fabulous so use that same mindset and make Rita Rocket her fabulosity nanny.

Sharon’s giving Amber tips on sashaying in her heels and they’re having a great time. Amber’s spirits are up until she takes her shoe off…and her big toe’s all wonky. With all her foot and ankle problems, Amber starts to have a little wobble.

The passion of the toe.

Sharon gets very concerned and drops character to do a little triage and see if Amber can stand and put pressure on it. As soon as she’s standing and relaxing the pain goes away. It was just a muscle spasm. Gurr. But I’ve had that happen to my toes and it’s just fucking weird.

Amber hobbles into Ru’s office with a plastic bag full of ice and he asks if she hurt her foot. She realizes it was kind of goofy so she tells him, “Yeah…taking OFF the shoes.” Heh. Ru makes a convoluted analogy between foot injuries and not being grounded but Amber gets it and says that she’s not feeling grounded because she’s been listening to the voice in her head that tells her to feel sorry for herself. Ru tells her to be honest with herself and ask if she isn’t addicted to the pity and to stop playing small. Wow…tough love for Amber. She’s crying but responding well so Ru tells her to use Daisy Flowers to show the world that she’s back and she’s fabulous.

Raja gives Mary a brief lesson on being girly but Mary’s just too amused by Raja to care.

She’s like a tall, skinny scoop of rainbow sherbet.

Mary’s in with Ru and telling him she doesn’t feel sexy for her husband. Ru asks if her husband’s told her that. Quite the opposite. He says “he loves a tamale or an enchilada. It doesn’t matter to him [she’s] still as spicy as the day” they met. Ah, projection. Why blame yourself when you can blame someone else. To her credit, Mary knows this whole “Oh my husband won’t find me sexy, anymore” was a load of shit.

Mary tells Ru, like she’s been saying all episode, that she wants to love and accept who she is now and Ru, like with Amber, tells her that she needs to confront whether she’s really just addicted to the unhappiness and let it go. Let Stella’s confidence be her confidence. Then Mary makes the obvious joke and it’s on to final preparations!

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Vallegirl has never actually lived in a valley, has a lot of time on her hands and likes to yell at kids about how things were in her day.  Currently in LA, she's also spent a lot of time in the great states of  New York and Florida so she's not crazy, it's just a cultural thing.

4 Comments

  1. 1
    Dirty Bubble
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 1:07 pm

    Great recap as usual Vallegirl!

    I get what your saying about Pandora; I J’dored her on season 2 of RPDR but lately it seems like she’s trying too hard to be the funny queen. I hope this trend doesn’t continue into the AllStar season…

  2. 2
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    Sinead was absolutely insufferable. I liked her at first, but as soon as she stepped out onto the runway, any goodwill I had towards her instantly left.
    Like…oh my god, I don’t even have words.
    At the end, when Ru was doing his final speech about driving shit down sorority row, I wanted to reach into my screen and strangle her because of her stupid faces. I can somewhat understand what would drive her to be such an annoying ass on the runway, but at that point, the competition was over and she won. She should have just been normal. Her nails were banging though.

    Adam was cute as hell…I like Candis and Jamal too, but Adam needs to be the dean of dance every week forever and ever amen. His butt was so perfectly round. I need to locate a straight version.
    The “makeup” “expert” was also more adorable than past “experts”, except for Rami.

    I wish Geneva was my brother. I want to shop with him and I also want him to help me bedazzle my clothes.
    Why does my brother have to be this way? :(

  3. 3
    AshleyS
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 2:39 pm

    I loved how the “makeup” “expert” sounded like he didn’t understand a word he said. “Shit, what was my line again?”

  4. 4
    juddfan
    Posted August 7, 2012 at 10:03 am

    Totes with ya on “whatever” Sinead, Chaos . . . ugh!!! I did think she was the ringer, but Amber’s make up was so incredible . . . Jennifer Hudson, am I right? Didn’t love the pink wig on Geneva, but loved hu! I wonder if she’s tried out for Drag race.

    Valle, look at you, pulling out Mimi Imfurst . . . hee . . . I had to think about that for a few to figure it out. Sinead was much worse, probably the worst, and it’s a shame, as there was potential for her to be funny, too much too often too open wound . . . I do wonder if they know who’s going to win before everything takes off.

    I wish none of these chicks would ever complain about the shoes ever again . . . so boring . . .

    For my one stint in drag, the very pro queen who was doing our make-up did that to my eyebrows . . . Frikkin ridonk . . . sigh . . . I do not make a pretty grrl.

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