So…the performance. The song was too slow and they all seemed to be doing different choreography. Mary was a little shy in places, and lost in others, but her husband was really enjoying it. Meanwhile Amber’s doing a serious lip synch, and in the flats she’s able to dance pretty well. But none of that matters because at some point Sinead left the stage and Mimi Imfurst showed up, practically elbowing Amber out of her way and leaning in and around to block her from the judges. Stay classy, Sinead. It’s a makeover show. But what did the falculty think?
We don’t care what the falculty thinks.
They all loved Amber and were so impressed with how she powered through the injury to perform. Mary gets props for remembering the words and actually showing some confidence and sexiness, so damned with faint praise. Bunny prefaces her comment about Sinead saying there are many kinds of drag and she was the clown…but Bunny liked her clowning and would pay to see it. Holly gives the backhanded compliment that the pro is that Sinead was funny and on the whole time but the con is that she was on the whole time and was pulling attention instead of working with the group. But then justifies it as she’s there trying to snatch…what, exactly? Makeup a gift card and a $3166.97 check?
Amber has to win, right? Prettiest, youngest, triumphed over an injury, glamorous brother, strong performace. Who else could win?
I’ll just assume that Amber wearing flats and having Geneva as a brother knocked her out. And she really doesn’t have an excuse for being frumpy with him as her brother. Still, Sinead was kind of awful. Not Tamara awful, but still just too Mimi Imfurst. And we were all ready to see the door hit Mimi in the ass by the time she left, too.
Neither Pandora nor Sinead’s friends are too emotionally involved in this so we get to hear from Amber that she’s taking this newfound confidence with her from Drag U and Mary’s ready to embrace the new her, and then we see Geneva’s entire ensemble:
She looks like the Judds starring in a country & western remake of Barbarella so drive that down sorority row.
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