Well, Yes. I’ll be back in a minute. I think I need new panties after that. My birthday is exactly one month from the time I’m writing this. If Gilles could just borrow the cake that Kirstie used for her dance, come to my apartment, jump out of the cake, and do that dance, that would be the best birthday ever! Also, Gilles’ facial expressions were the greatest thing I’ve ever seen!
Let’s see if the judges are as excited as I am. Len says that he has no idea about Bollywood dancing, but he knows what he likes and he liked that dance. He does love Gilles’ total commitment. Paula does her best Bruno expression. Then Bruno has another orgasm. Carrie Ann said that Aladdin has nothing on Gilles. Aladdin isn’t really Bollywood-related. No one really said anything about the dance itself. As much as I loved it, I think that Gilles and Peta definitely benefited from the judges’ lack of knowledge of Bollywood.
Carrie Ann – 10
Len – 9.5
Paula – 10
Bruno – 10
The first 10s of the season! Gilles says he has the best fans in the world. That’s because you’re hot, Gilles.
I keep forgetting that Melissa is on the show. When she talks about dancing to her husband, her baby daughter just starts blowing raspberries. That’s how I start to feel when Melissa keeps comparing herself to Shawn. Melissa and Tony are dancing the Jitterbug.
That costume is not very flattering on Melissa.
Is anyone else disappointed that they didn’t dance to “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go”? It was cute, but there was something about Melissa’s facial expressions that make me want to just punch her. Yes, I know I said I loved Gilles’ crazy facial expressions, but Bollywood is about being over the top. The Jitterbug isn’t so much.
Paula likes the chemistry between Melissa and Tony. Bruno calls Melissa a swinger. That’s about what I got from Bruno. Also, he really does count every time someone dances. Stop it! Carrie Ann thinks the dance was effortless and she loves Tony’s choreography. Len likes that they made a small mistake “going for it” rather than playing things safe. Then Len calls it a “glitterbug.” He also says, “You made Little Lenny very happy.” I hope he’s not referring to his penis. I’m pretty sure that he’s been sharing whatever it is Paula has been drinking.
Carrie Ann – 9
Len – 9
Paula – 9.5
Bruno – 9 and a HALF! (Yay! Bruno is back!)
Shawn and Derek are dancing the Mambo. Wait, why is Shawn going back to her hometown for a gymnastics tour? I thought she was allowed to use everything exceptgymnastics.
Sure, it was good because it was Shawn and Derek. Did anyone expect anything less? I don’t know about you all, but it looked a little robotic to me. Then again, maybe that’s the way the Mambo is supposed to look. Bruno gets his orgasm out of the way first and tells Shawn she was mesmerizing and sexy. Carrie Ann thinks the other contestants should be a little scared. “Little Lenny” has some “good news from Goodman.” He really liked the dance. Paula rubs Bruno’s nipple because that’s how the dance made her feel.