Ha! I love that Kirstie schools Maks on how big tits and draped fabric work. Between Maks this week and Val last week, I guess the Chmerkovskiy brothers aren’t boob men.
Carson & Anna (Season 13)
Kirstie & Maks
OK, that definitely was not the most technically sound dance I’ve ever seen, but I dare anyone to watch that and not smile. I love the whole groupie story and I think Kirstie deserves a lot of credit for making Maks look like this:
Now we know who could star in a live-action “Masters of the Universe” movie!
I hope the judges give her credit for the entertainment. Carrie Ann thinks it was the most fun dance of the night and it was Kirstie’s best dance of the season. Len is very pleased with the technique and the entertainment. Bruno thinks that Maks looks like an extra from “Boogie Nights.” Unless the judges are going to give perfect scores, I really wish that they would give some kind of criticism. At least justify the score.
Carrie Ann – 8
Len – 8
Bruno – 8
Time for Sabrina and Louis to defend the top stop on the leader board! They’ll be recreating Mel B’s paso doble from season 5. This dance was performed the week after Sabrina was kicked out in season 5 and Mel dedicated it to her. Sabrina is scared she be eliminated if they break the rules. Sweetie, if everyone is breaking the rules, then you’re all on an even playing field. Why be boring this week?
Mel B. & Maks (Season 5)
Sabrina & Louis
Sabrina’s really was kind of boring. Again, I’m just left wondering why she decided to play it safe on a week that she had complete creative control. Don’t get me wrong, it was a great dance. However, it just wasn’t as entertaining as everything else we’ve seen. We also need to discuss Sabrina’s costume. What the hell was the costume designer thinking? Sabrina is a cute girl! That costume just made her look a lot bigger than she really is. Also, that was the worst version of “Free Your Mind” I’ve ever heard. I bet the ladies from En Vogue are pissed!
From the judges’ table, Len really liked Sabrina’s technique. Bruno loved the strength and just thinks that Sabrina is a really good dance. Carrie Ann agrees with me. She didn’t like that there was nothing really creative about the dance. It was just a straight paso doble.
Carrie Ann – 8.5
Len – 8.5
Bruno – 8.5 (Stop being boring, Bruno!)
Emmitt and Cheryl are our next dancers. I’ll be completely honest, I forgot until just now that Emmitt is on the show. I’m not really saying that as a dig toward him. I just can’t remember that he’s there. They’ll be recreating the paso doble that Mario Lopez and Karina performed in season 3.