Carrie Ann – 7.5
Len – 7
Bruno – 7 and a HALF!
Last, but not least, Gilles and Peta are dancing a jive. He’s so handsome. I hope he doesn’t go home for a long time. Can we Gasmii just band together and decide to vote for him just so I can stare at him a little longer? I already lost Tristan. Don’t make me lose more eye candy.
Oh no! Gilles was hurt last week! He pulled his hamstring. I volunteer to play doctor.
OK, I can only think of one thing when I see Gilles in that chest-exposing shirt:
Carrie Ann thinks Gilles’ kicks and flicks are the best of the night. Len says the key to winning is consistency and thinks Gilles is fabulous. Bruno likes Gilles’ cleavage. Stop it, Bruno! I saw him first. Oh, it’s the 17th anniversary of Gilles’ father’s death. It’s sweet that he dedicates his performance to his dad.
Carrie Ann – 8.5
Len – 8.5
Bruno – 8 and HALF!
I’m going to skip through the fluff that is the two hours results show. It didn’t seem like anyone was that upset about that last week. If you’d rather I recapped the whole thing, then just say so and I can make changes. For now, we’re going to skip right to the results because that is the important part.
Sabrina and Louis – SAFE
Emmitt and Cheryl – SAFE
Drew and Anna – SAFE
Joey and Kym – JEOPARDY
Shawn and Derek – SAFE
Kirstie and Maks – SAFE (yay!!!)
Kelly and Val – JEOPARDY
Bristol and Mark – SAFE (bullshit!)
Gilles (and his chest) and Peta – SAFE
Melissa and Tony – SAFE
Apolo and Karina – SAFE
Hélio and Chelsie – JEOPARDY
Kelly and Val are safe. That leaves Joey and Kym and Hélio and Chelsie are in the bottom two. Hélio has never been in the bottom two before.
Joey and Kym are eliminated. That’s sad. Joey may not be the best dancer, but he’s such an entertainer. It’s always fun to watch him dance.
At least he has his gig as the announcer for Family Feud to go back to!
So, that’s it, Gasmii. Next week, two all stars will be going home. So, what do you think? Should Joey have gone home? Should we all band together and vote for someone in hopes that he or she outlasts Bristol? Do you think the site will stop hating me enough to let me add tags to next week’s post? These are important questions!
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