DWTS All-Stars Recap: Semi Five-nals


By PopePhilly | | 9:58 am | 10 Comments

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    Pikey578
    Posted November 22, 2012 at 3:50 pm

    Great recap! I would love to see Melissa and Tony win this year – can’t stand Derek and don’t think that Kelly should be there (sob – Apolo – sob). I also want to wish any American readers a Happy Thanksgiving. We already had our Thanksgiving up here in Canada back on October 8th. Be careful out there on Black Friday – there be crazy people out there!

  2. 2
    Boogie wiggles
    Posted November 24, 2012 at 7:32 pm

    I think Melissa is really annoying but I want her to win because I like Tony. I’d even e good with Kelly winning. Just as long as Derek gets the smug wiped off his face.

  3. 3
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 25, 2012 at 12:08 pm

    Yep, Boogie, right there with ya. I was really rooting for Apolo and Karina. I happen to like her and she did some really good choreo with him. I’m just *meh* about Melissa, but it would be great to see Tony win.

  4. 4
    Madani Madani
    Posted November 25, 2012 at 3:39 pm

    Me too for Team Tony. Or team Anyone But Derek.

  5. 5
    chooch850 chooch850
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 1:53 pm

    Sorry I’m late. Once again we are ‘nsync Philly! Tonight is the finals and we will get to see the ‘freestyle’ dances. I’m always super excited to see what the pros come up with for us. I’m sure Derek will fill his and Shawn’s dance with lots of gymnastic jumps and leaps. Tony and Melissa will bring on the lifts and fast dancing classics. As for Val and Kelly, I think they are going to go for the hot and sexy with him carrying her around and both of them will be almost naked.

    It’s been a disappointing season considering it was the much anticipated “All-Stars”. The fact that Bristol Palin was even on the show was the first sign of it. Truly great dancers went home while she stayed. It wasn’t fun to watch and that made a lot of viewers tune out.

    The BEST part is that we had YOU PopePhilly, for our recapper this season! You are, by far, the best DWTS recapper TVgasm has ever had. I hope you do it again next season.

  6. 6
    kron
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 2:01 pm

    nooo Apolo’s out. He’s been gradually growing on me all season and he was one of the couples I wanted to make it to the finals. adishfpaosdk if Derek and Shawn win again….. Hoping Tony has better luck this season! He deserves it for all those crappy partners!
    I recognized the dancers in Derek’s number! It was Allison Holker, Melanie Moore, and Kathryn McCormick from sytycd!!!
    Thanks for giving an on point and entertaining recap :)

  7. 7
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted November 26, 2012 at 7:54 pm

    @Pikey: I feel the same way about Tony. He’s had so many useless partners over the years – it’s time for him to get what he deserves. I did a little shopping on Black Friday – it wasn’t too bad. Then again, I didn’t go out first thing in the morning.

    @Boogie wiggles: TEAM ANYONE BUT DEREK!

    @wcsdancer: I kind of feel the same way now that Apolo is gone. Of all the former champs, he was the one I wouldn’t have minded taking the win.

    @Madani: Maybe we shouldn’t say “TEAM ANYONE BUT DEREK!” With my luck, they’d let Bristol come back and take the win.

    @choch850: Thanks for the love! I’ll probably be back for the next season because everyone hates recapping this show (mainly because of how time consuming it can be) and I’m a big pushover. When Flipit asks for someone to recap it, I’ll most likely say yes. :)

    @kron: adishfpaosdk indeed if Derek and Shawn win.

  8. 8
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 10:17 am

    I’m obviously not very cool, so what does “adishfpaosdk” mean?

  9. 9
    PopePhilly PopePhilly
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 10:30 am

    @wcsdancer: It’s just a mash-up of letters that one makes when banging one’s head against the keyboard. I was trying to be silly and repeat the exact pattern that kron used. :)

  10. 10
    wcsdancer
    Posted November 27, 2012 at 2:45 pm

    Thanks @PopePhilly. I hate not knowing what the cool kids are talking about. :)

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