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Personally, I thought it was cute, but it seemed a bit jerky to me. I don’t really know anything about dance, so I could be completely wrong. Let’s see what the real judges have to say! Bruno says something about princesses. Can I please get a translator for him? He says that they need a little more definition in the style. Carrie Ann disagrees with Bruno a bit. She explains that American dance tends to have a little less tradition and a little more style. Len thinks that Shawn is a great dancer, but he is “a cup of tea in a world of lattes.” He didn’t think there was enough foxtrot in the dance. The audience boos, because that’s probably what they’re paid to do.
Brooke interviews Shawn about her recent knee injury. Apparently the doctor told her she could do everything except gymnastics. That’s a pretty specific thing for a doctor to say. What type of injury only affects someone while they are doing gymnastics?
Carrie Ann – 8
Len – 6.5
Bruno – 7.5
Those were all over the place! At least Len is back to being the mean one on the panel.
Up now is Sabrina Bryan and Louis van Amstel dancing the cha-cha. How did a Cheetah Girl get voted on the show over the two of the most charismatic contestants they’ve ever had (Kyle Massey and Carson Kressley)? I call bullshit on that vote. Sabrina tells us that she’s on the show to prove that she shouldn’t have been eliminated so early in her original season.
Based on that dance alone, Sabrina should go pretty far. Carrie Ann thinks that Sabrina came back with a fire under her butt and kicked the dance’s booty. However, Carrie Ann thinks that it was over danced…whatever that means. Len compares the dance to a hammer’s impact. Bruno stands up and flails around a lot. He just agrees with everyone else. Brooke asks Sabrina if she’s going to do anything different this season to ensure she doesn’t go home so soon. Shut up, Brooke. Sabrina had no control over how people voted. There really was nothing she could have done short of paying them off!
Carrie Ann – 7.5
Len – 7.5
Bruno – 7.5
Hélio Castroneves and Chelsie Hightower are dancing the foxtrot next. The way Hélio talks about himself, you would think the only reason he is a star is because he won a season of “DWTS.” Apparently, he does nothing else. Yes, I know he’s a race car driver. However, he only really mentions that in passing.
I love that Hélio is in a tuxedo. There is just something about ballroom dancing that makes me think that the men should be in tuxes unless there is a definite theme to the dance. According to Tom, Hélio got a standing ovation before he even started dancing. Len thought it was good, but there was just some little things that need to be fixed. Bruno basically agrees. He says Hélio is charming, but he had a few missteps. Carrie Ann just wants to see a little more body contact. This is where her climb up the mountain of horny begins.