DWTS MEGAcap: The Superbowl of Tears


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Originally a hamster, T-Cake was found frolicking on the shores of Lake Titicaca. He loves scripted hour dramas (which he aspires to write professionally), dancing (which he does semi-professionally), and cake. Feed him cake. He's a quietly masculine lil guy and is way more handsome and talented than he realizes.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    thisbuggs4u
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 5:06 pm

    I am shocked,SHOCKED! I tell you that Maria, was sent home…but I am kind of glad because someone else gets a chance to win, again :)

  2. 2
    Ms Cool
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 5:17 pm

    Donald Driver is a great person and humanitarian and, of course, an awesome wide receiver. I am really rooting for him and am glad he is still in it! Thanks for the recap.

  3. 3
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted May 16, 2012 at 7:22 pm

    Sooo happy with the results. In the Argentine Tango, she danced more (not enough to earn a 30, but still), but that last jive was the Derek Hough show. All she did was stand there like a piece of furniture while he pulled out all the stops, and fuck the judges for giving her a ten for that bullshit.
    But I’m really looking forward to the finals and best of all, mo matter who wins, I will be able to sleep at night. That hasn’t been the case for a long time, so yay.

    It was so cute how William was trying to comfort Katherine at the end of the show.
    But the lesson in all of this is to stop with the indian-influenced ballroom dances. It brings nothing but trouble.

    And Donald’s kids look exactly like him. Like he just spit them out. Same with William Levy’s son.

    Lastly, can we please talk about how Bruno gave every single dance a 10 that night? Just giving them up like cheap candy. When everyone gets a 10 Bruno, it doesn’t mean anything any more. Sheesh.

  4. 4
    Iona Trailer
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 6:31 am

    They should replay William shaking his rear end on ever show in the future. That was an OMG moment.

  5. 5
    wcsdancer
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    My husband and I *cheered* when they announced Maria was leaving. Nothing really against her, but she’s been overscored all season. That jive barely had *any* jive content! Any other pair would have – and have in the past – gotten a 5 or 6 (esp. from Len) for a dance with so little content, no matter how entertaining it was. She’s not the first celeb to dance with injuries and they usually don’t cut them any slack.

    I don’t know what the judges were on Monday night. Everyone danced pretty well, but they overscored everyone! Oh, and I loved Chelsie and Tristan. Of course, I was happy that Derek didn’t win the vote for it this year. Yes, he’s good (althought I don’t like him) but he’s not the only talented male pro on the show.

  6. 6
    T-Cake T-Cake
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 4:11 pm

    @ Ms Cool: I’m not trying to take anything away from Donald as a person (or the other dancers for that matter) but based on performance alone, I really thought he was going home (but this show isn’t based on performance alone). I’ve actually been really impressed with his willingness to open up and show a sensitive side. Props to him.

    The scoring on this show is SOOOOOO WHACK! From the beginning I’ve been confused. Especially when the critiques don’t AT ALL match the score. And Bruno is just a hot mess all the time. G/Len is really the only one who gives a consistent, fairly decent critique, but that often has little bearing on his scores.

    @Iona Trailer Hahah! That would be a great gif (if someone were interested in creating it) to be slipped into the final reaps! ;)

    Thanks for reading, guys! I always look forward to what you have to say!

  7. 7
    Pikey
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 7:46 pm

    Derek (and Mark to a lesser extent) are masters at making people watch them and not their “stars”. I was happy to see Maria leave as she did a lot of standing around while Derek danced around her. Plus I did not want him to win again. I love Katherine but still have a problem with Mark and his spats. I would love to see Donald take this one…

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    2muchbravo
    Posted May 17, 2012 at 10:12 pm

    I’m soooo glad Derek and Maria left. I’d be happy with a win by either Katherine or Donald. I think they’ve both done really well. I don’t see that William’s done much but take his shirt off and shake his ass. I think Derek’s got a freakin’ chip on his pretty boy shoulder and I’m glad he didn’t get handed the glitter ball this time, too. I know he’s been on the show for a long time but wouldn’t it be more of a challenge for him to have a *real* non-dancer than someone who’s been in musicals, done a movie called, uh Dirty DANCING or been a friggin’ Pussy Cat Doll. Throw us a bone and give that little cutie Tristan a ‘non dancing’ Broadway star like they give Derek.

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