It’s a hot mess, unfortunately. The lifts are clunky. They lose sync with each other. And she’s clearly tiring by the end. But the judges LOVE IT! YAAAAY!!!!!!!
- Bruno: Fast and flamboyant tour de force. SO MUCH CONTENT. SO FAST. On the money. 10
- Kerry Ann: Great range of motion. You are a champion. 10
- Len: THIS is a freestyle. 10
Donald & Peta’s Freestyle. First Donald predicts exactly what William and Katherine will freestyle. Then he shows his DWTS history by referencing another couple that decided to do Country & Western for their Frestyle. COPYCAT! Seriously, he knows how to play the game. And honey badger don’t care who gets hurt:
“Oi! You ‘it me!” Thank you, Nancy Spungen.
An old fashioned, boot scootin’ get down!
- Kerry Ann: After climbing down from the judges counter, like the attention whore she is, she screams that it’s her favorite dance tonight. 10
- Len: Len uses some football analogy that I don’t get. But he loved it. 10
- Bruno: “I love a ride in the wild wild west.” I’m surprised he didn’t go for a “bareback” comment. A TRIUMPH! 10
They trot everyone from the whole season out in an opening number and then again in individual dances. Is it wrong that I think this means Maria & Derek could still win!!?!?
William & Cheryl star in “The Return of the White Pants!”
- Len: “If Samba and Salsa were in the Olympics, you’d have a gold medal.” 10
- Bruno: Spicy, Hot, Saucy, Freak-Nasty, Dripping Wet, Shag Me Rotten, etc. 10
- Kerry Ann: Team Fuego is in full effect! 10
Katherine & Mark jive their way through the finals.
- Bruno: One of the most wonderful competitors we’ve had. 10
- Kerry Ann: Brilliant artist. 10
- Len: Katherine is the complete package. 10
Donald & Peta serve up a hot pink Cha Cha Cha.
- Kerry Ann: “You are determined to win. You are the one to beat.” 10
- Len: Best footballer we’ve had. 10
- Bruno: He had the strategy of a champion. 10
So, the judges have checked out already.
3rd Place: William & Cheryl
2nd Pplace: Katherine & Mark
AND THE WINNER IS/ARE: Donald & Peta!
“I’m going to Disneyland!”
That’s it for this season, Gasmii! Thanks so much for reading! What do you think? How do you feel about Donald winning? Did Katherine get gypped?! How much are you going to miss William’s ass? Til we meet again!
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