Elementary Recap: Wake Me Up Before You Go

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By PennyDreadful | Sunday, October 7, 2012 | 11:14 pm | 3 Comments
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The alleged third half-sibling arrives home, someone breaks into her house, the cops come in, and we see

Yvette!

Holmes and Watson tell Rebecca that Yvette was in a medically induced coma.  Damn!  I was hoping she was a zombie.  Her doctor, also her lover, was putting her in and bringing her out, to suit his greed for the inheritance.

Isn’t this bitch dead yet?

Holmes then explains everything – the fake “third sibling” (a cop), his ruse.  Rebecca says she has to get legal help for her sister.  Holmes then helpfully points out Yvette would have killed her next.  He’s a real ray of sunshine, that one.

Everyone says goodbye, Holmes turns down an invite for drinks, and Bell thanks Holmes. 

You’re still an irritating jackass, but thanks.

We end with Holmes staring moodily at the real Strad, and then playing it while Watson looks smug. 

And thus we end another amazingly compelling episode. For any of you still watching and/or reading these recaps, I’ll be back in 2 weeks with another thrilling installment.

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3 Comments

  1. 1
    KartofflMuter
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 10:00 am

    You’ve made it painfully clear why I chose to watch whatever was on the 2 rival channels I could DVR.

  2. 2
    merry
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    So…this is a soap opera, right? Medically induced comas, random half-siblings (how big a horn-ball was dad, anyway?), a main character with a “tormented” past, a couple of drug addicts… seriously.

    And also, not only is Watson Holmes’s unwanted “sober companion” she’s also a (former) doctor who can’t stand to look at a dead body? That makes her good for absolutely nothing. The writers aren’t even trying and it REALLY shows.

  3. 3
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted October 8, 2012 at 2:34 pm

    Oh PennyDear, I feel so bad for you. As a fellow Holmesian I know how hard it is to see the Master trashed. Good grief. How could the writers/producers turn an iconic figure into a second– third-rate Monk?

    And I know how excited you were to take this assignment.

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