Face Off Recap: Its Better In The Dark

We finally got rid of Squeaks last week when she tried to throw EricZ under the bus but ended up running herself over. This week we open with Eric thanking whomever he can that he does not have to deal with Autumn any longer. Poor guy was stuck with her in two team challenges but at least he knows that he can deal with anything if he could get through that torment. Everyone meets on a cliff by the beach with Mac standing as far from the ledge as she can. I wouldn’t trust them either Mac. The next challenge is to create a creature that is highlighted with bioluminescene. Megan has no idea what that is which is sad since even Slowayne knows what it is. Seriously when the slow kid outsmarts you there is a problem. Mac leaves before someone can push her over the cliff and everyone gets to sketching and designing. Everyone starts designing fucking sea animals except Meagan because she still doesn’t understand the challenge.

When the contestants walk into the lab they find a jungle scene with a button in front of it. Since it’s not a red button, it seems okay to push and EricZ goes to push it but Meagan has to always include herself so she mashes her hand on top of his. Good thing Jenna wasn’t around or her hand really would have been hurt. The button reveals that this week there will be a double elimination which throws everyone into a tizzy. What the fuck is this feather shit in Meagan’s hair and does she not own any other headbands? I hope she’s one of two this week…it’s long over due at this point. Speaking of Meagan she starts feeling dizzy and naueous while sculpting which can only mean one thing: Her feathery headband shit is really an implanted alien egg…Preggers! She ends up walking out and having to go to the hospital or something only to reveal that it was food poisoning. Man…someone really must have wanted her out of the house since no one else got sick and likely they are eating the same catered food.

Day 2 and Mac’s daddy stops by to give his advice and mentorship to each of the contestants. He was running late for bingo so he literally tells everyone that paint is important this week. I’m sorry because Daddy Mac is definitely a smart cookie but his mentorship this season sucks. He doesn’t add any kind of anything to the discussion and I agree with you guys that the judges giving feedback on who was ahead and who was behind was much better. This season was so rushed because last season had such high ratings and it is showing big time. There apparently is a room where everyone can go check out their blacklight painting and Kris takes Mac and Daddy Mac into the room. Daddy Mac calls Mac an Oompa Loompa which is probably the funniest thing he has ever said so far. It makes up for his crappy advice this week completely. EricF is looking at everyone’s designs and starts to get worried that his piece is too crazy and that he is losing time with all the molding he has to do. During Last Looks everyone of course rushes to get everything done in time while Eric is checking his UV paint knowing he isn’t making the best look of time. Wayne had no idea what to even do with his paint…because he is slow. Jon Landau is the guest judge this week and is probably one of the heavier hitters to have appeared on the show. He produced not only Avatar but Titanic as well. Maybe that’s where the budget went this year…

Wayne

Meagan

Kris

House

EricZ

EricF

Anthony

Houses’ came out looking like someone knocked her jaw off and then stood there like a dead fish. EricZ’s had barely any bio-paint on it to highlight it and it looked like a bunch of grey clay while Anthony’s actually looked like it would exist in our world as well as had some badass lightning with the bio-paint. He must have gotten some of that mojo back because it was a great piece. Kris didn’t really get the memo on the bio-paint highlighting the piece because his whole thing looked like a fucked up highlighter pen. Meagan’s looked like shit. Wayne’s character was a crab but it looked more like he had some weird growth coming out of his face and the bio-paint was also lackluster. EricF’s had tits of course and reminded me more of the girl from that creepy Antonio Banderas film, The Skin I Live In. Mac tried to say that Meagan was VERRRY sick and didn’t have much time to work on her piece but yet they kept Jenna around for 3 or so episodes with her gimp hand? House, Meagan and EricZ were on the bottom with Anthony and Wayne battled for first place with Anthony taking the win. Meagan and EricZ are the ones heading home but don’t worry though, EricZ beat out Meagan and Jenna for another shot at coming back next season in the Redemption web show.