I don’t understand how Derek can say he has never applied so many applications but he’s worked Halloween Horror Nights before? There’s like thousands of people involved in that so he has to have done more than two people in one sitting before. Tommy strikes again by breaking Roy’s staff by “accidentally” kicking it. I would like to “accidentally” break things too but that doesn’t mean you actually go and do it. Derek’s paint is dark as FUCK and…his witch looks like Darth Maul. I don’t even know why I am mentioning Derek when the real fight is between Laura and Nicole. Everyone heads on to Last Looks in the trailers where they all finish in the nick of time. The artists present their work in front of a live audience that consists of past contestants like Jerry, Ian and Bootleg Britney Spears and Patrick is back on panel. Laura, Nicole and then Derek all show their creations and seriously Derek…no more Star Wars for you buddy. The stunt show is pretty cool but I couldn’t help but notice that Laura’s witch disappeared while Nicole’s was kicking everyone’s ass and tossing them all off the top railing. Foreshadow?
Disclaimer: I have no FUCKING clue what Patrick said the entire night. Laura’s execution of the witch was gorgeous to Glenn because it wasn’t traditional but the demon was disappointing as it felt as though they were in different worlds. Ve enjoyed her color choices, especially the white and charcoal for the witch. Ve really liked Nicole’s water elements and the teeth on the demon were something she hadn’t seen in a long time. Glenn couldn’t help but notice how blocky the head on the demon was and Neville wasn’t sold on the ram horns for a water based demon. Glenn mentions the silhouette of Derek’s demon was strong and Ve liked how the skin looked parched from the inside on the witch. The judges agree that Nicole is the comeback kid, Laura is a great sculpture and Derek is amazing at concept design but the winner isn’t up to them.
Onward to the live finale!
In all honesty the finale was pretty much a waste of time and exactly what I expected. There were montages of the season, stupid questions and Mackenzie pissing off Glenn live. I did like the montage of Neville and Glenn in a pissing contest to see who could use the biggest words they found in the dictionary that day. Boob-Fish. I guess my questions regarding Joe were skipped in favor of exciting shit like what their favorite challenge was and what were the judges inspired by. What is kind of exciting is that they have already completed Season 4 of Face Off which starts in January. I’m kind of surprised that it’s already completed since I just saw an advertisement for casting the other week. Anyhoo…more importantly the winner is:
I honestly think I heard all of your collective groans once she was announced but I knew it was her because she was trending all night and she honestly did the best job on the finale. I really think that Laura was the overall best artist in the group and I liked her from the beginning but she made some poor choices in the end which did her in. No worries because I bet she will get a lot of work in the future since she’s professional and does kick ass work. So now that the winner has been announced go ahead and let me know how pissed off you are in the comments. It’s been a great season capping this with you guys and I’ve appreciated the great discussions we’ve had. Hopefully I’ll see you next season but if you miss me you can always check out my current show, Ink Master.