Face Off Recap: When Hell Freezes Over

Last week Glenn was jealous of the fact that Fat Wolvie’s pants were tighter than his and his nails were edgier so he forced Neville and Ve to send him home. We open with everyone discussing how much they miss Wolvie and how Anthony is the house target because of his winning streak. Autumn thinks that he is her biggest competition but she fails to realize that she isn’t even in the same league as him. Ten prayers that Autumn is going home…her voice…

Everyone meets Mac in the middle of the desert surrounded by snakes and scorpions and dirt…I think this would be the point in the competition where I would just quit. I don’t deal with heat and dirt and snakes very well. And why couldn’t wardrobe give Mac some boots…there’s freaking snakes and shit out there. The challenge this week is to create a demon based on various cultures around the world. I bet Fat Wolvie is cursing himself because he specializes in demons…but since there has to be someone to say that this is what they do the best and they will excel, EricF takes that job this week. Mac leaves them in the desert but at least warns them of the snakes. I guess no one has ever watched Dual Survival because all the dumbasses sit on rocks (snakes hide under them) or by trees (snakes hide near them) and they sit on the ground (snakes can crawl) while sketching ideas. No one even thought to take a pitchfork for protection. The contestants are split into teams and each takes a turn picking a demon, they are as follows: 

EricZ and Kris – Abraxas
Alam and Anthony – Deumus
House and Meagan – Azi Dahaka
Alex and Autumn – Pazuzu
Katie and Jenna – Euryonme
EricF and Wayne  - Chort

Day 1 begins and everyone picks models and get to work on sculpting…but EricF wants electronics to make blinking eyes.  Team Big Red is at work sculpting and decide to make a walker character which has elongated arms. I’m pretty sure that’s not going to turn out well but ok. Jenna has a bunch of health issues which includes a tumor in her hand which makes her hand go numb so she has trouble sculpting the face and is admittedly already a slow sculptor. Maybe you might want to have Katie take over the face then…Meagan and House are working on the snake arm puppet but Meagan makes it more of a turtle but House is like fuck that. He knows how weak Meagan is and I don’t blame him for taking over and doing as much as he can to make sure she doesn’t fuck him up plus you know he has experience in hand puppets. Team Annoying Voices are acting super paranoid about others finding out their concept and taking their ideas so they continuously cover their work up while people walk by. Do you guys think any of the others really want to copy anything from Autumn’s brain?

Mac walks in and decides to throw a wrench into things by making hell freeze over which means all their concepts are basically fucked and they have to start over. Ok so maybe only EricZ and Kris are fucked because their demon is Egyptian and they were going for a scorched earth look. The others just decide to go with a blue and purple color scheme and icicles. Day 2 and Team Big Red is just struggling to get their work completed on time. Katie says several times that she is upset but that she understands Jenna can’t physically complete her work any faster. At no point does Katie think to take over the face sculpture. She just bitches about how it’s unfair that Jenna can’t work because she is physically unable to but hey Jenna is the one that decided to try out for the show. Mac’s dad comes in to give his advice to the contestants such as telling Eric and Wayne to not let the mechanics hurt them on time to paint. Mac’s dad knows that Wayne is slow so he emphasizes time management. Seriously Wayne is slow…Mac needs to tell her stylist to lay off the orange foundation because she looks sickly and loompa-ish. 

Day 3 of the challenge and everyone is in panic mode trying to get pieces together and things molded and painted. Damn we got hot models again…Heeeyyy Kris and EricZ’s model. Katie’s leg extensions look like shit…they don’t even look like long legs, they look like walking sticks. EricZ and Wayne haven’t even started painting yet..I bet Eric is pissed that he got stuck with Slow Wayne because he’s used to being done before everyone else. Everyone heads for Last Looks and EricF and Wayne have to paint their entire model within an hour because Wayne is slow. Eric has to mess around with the mechanism for the winking eyes and of course ends up wasting time because it doesn’t work properly. Autumn is overly confident in their piece for no reason at all because it doesn’t look all that great and Alex knows it. Where’s the guest judge for this week? Did they go over budget because they added Mac’s dad to the mix? 

Katie and Jenna 
Shitty ass walking sticks.  

House and Meagan
Are you scared of hand puppets? 

EricF and Wayne
Why does Eric keep doing chest pieces with tits? 

EricZ and Kris
But his face is so cuddly. 

Autumn and Alex
Foreskin Wings. 

Anthony and Alam
Looks more like a god than a demon. 

The judges take a closer look and all the while Autumn is talking mad shit about everyone’s creations while praising hers even though the judges don’t like the wrinkles she thinks are so awesome. House and Meagan and Kris and EricZ are all safe this week and head back while the others wait judgement. EricF and Wayne and Anthony and Alam are on top with Team Big Red and Team Annoying Voices on the bottom. Anthony and Alam win with Anthony taking home the win again…I’m pretty sure no one has come out of the box this strongly before…Autumn continues to talk shit while the other teams are praised on their designs because she thinks too highly of herself and doesn’t realize that she’s not as talented as the others. I was kind of hoping the judges would call her out on it but alas no. Autumn and Alex are slammed for their hodge podge design while Katie and Jenna are picked off for just being plain shitty looking. Katie did try and throw Jenna under the bus by bringing up her handicapped hand. It doesn’t work as the judges end up sending Katie home for her piss poor walker legs that looked like fucking walking sticks. 

Did the judges make the right decision this week or should they have sent home Alex or Autumn? How much longer is Alex going to be given a pass for shitty work?  Is Anthony going to break his nice guy routine under the pressure of being targeted in the house? Check out last week’s recap here! To get the funniest quotes from TVgasm recaps as they’re posted, follow us on Twitter. You can post your favorite lines right back at us. If you want to play games and socialize, like our Facebook page! We’re also now on Pinterest and Tumblr! Thanks for being a part of the gasm!