Rod and Nicole have some issues working together because Rod sort of doesn’t pay attention to what Nicole says and Nicole is set on what she wants to do. Everyone is working along when someone screams out (wonder who…) and then we see that Alana has cut herself again but this time it’s a deep one. Alana is told by the MEs that she has to go off site to get stitches because the wound is too deep. She doesn’t seem too concerned but Laura sure looks worried. Once Rod confirms to Laura that she has to leave, Laura kicks her ass into high gear to get as much sculpting done as possible and explains that sometimes you have to overcompensate for your partner. Derek and Eric check out each other’s work and then have a little interview session where they both talk about how they will beat the other. Alana finally shows up with 7 stitches and an hour left on the clock but she is unable to sculpt because she can’t get her hand wet. So she decides to make horns with the sander which she gets very close. Rod and Roy discuss how she’s an accident waiting to happen with Rod reiterating the “waiting” part. Seriously how noob do you have to be to cut and scratch yourself every week? I hope she got tested and isn’t spreading around Hep.

Day 2 gives the contestants only 10 hours to work on their pieces before Day 3 which only allows for 4 hours including Last Looks. Nicole and Rod are working better and feeding off each other for inspiration and consistency. Jason is having trouble with his chest piece taking longer than expected while Sarah and Alana start with their molding. So can we talk about Glenn Hetrick and how fucking ridiculous he looks? First off his face is always bloated, his hair is dirty and stringy and he’s top heavy with chicken legs. I can’t even with his wardrobe choices. Anyway Glenn walks in and starts in on Rod who says he has a poker face and is hard to read…nope Glenn has dick face and is always looks pissed off and squinty. I think it’s because of his terrible colored contacts.

Laura and Alana conceptually have the best idea but he is worried about them actually executing it. He is concerned with Sarah and Eric’s color choices and gives some tips to another group about laying the pieces together without having a hard edge. It wouldn’t be face off without someone having issues opening their mold and today it’s Sarah and Eric who can’t pop their shit open because Sarah is fucking terrible at creating molds. It eventually opens and that leaves us with Laura and Alana having issues with time management. Alana is deadset on creating 4 hooves for their creature but Laura doesn’t want to risk the time and I don’t blame her. Alana is ALWAYS stretched for time but she manages to complete her hooves this time. She later bitches though because Laura has only painted 2 of the 4 and she says that it’s not ok and they need to be on the same page. Nicole and Rod also run into issues with molding because Rod has a specific way he likes to mold and Nicole likes to cut corners.

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I agree with everything you stated about Glenn. His hair has always bothered me. I have never noticed his legs, will have to look for them next time.
Why are they having so many issues with coloring this season?
I wish they would make the bottom two do a quick-fire type challenge. It could be tied to what they messed up and put them on the chopping block. Like this week, the could have brought out two models with headpieces already on but they were just one solid color. The bottom two then had half an hour to paint. It necessarily might not change the judges mind, but it might help.
@carol I think they aren’t having so many issues with coloring this season, I think that typically the contestants have problems with the edging on their pieces. But this season their pieces aren’t falling apart and are applied properly. So the judges pick on the coloring. But maybe I’m wrong?
You would think they’d take the hint, do not use red or orange!! It never comes out correctly (at least by the judge’s opinion) – Jason’s head came out looking like a soccer ball painted like spiderman. I loved the white goat one.
Oh SG I love your ‘caps even more than the show– which certainly is much better this go-round. Just got to your comment about Jason, and saying that he is “a little stupid” is a wonderful take-off on “a little pregnant” which still makes me laugh. For some unknown reason.
Back to the ‘cap.
I’ve been waiting for Alice in Zombieland as well!!! It’s my most anticipated episode! l also agree 100% with your Glenn comments, he’s such a dbag and looks so greasy and he’s completely forgotten how old he is! He dresses and styles himself like a lost 16 year old!
Great recap! I’m really loving this season due to the lack of fakey drama. As to Alana and her constant wounds, either she’s really bad at ‘cutting’, she’s hurting herself for attention or she’s way too clumsy to be allowed to handle anything sharp. All of which are bad considering her chosen profession.
I agreed with the judges for the most part and loved the designs. However, their main complaint seemed to be that the final products (save for one) were not ‘dragony’ enough. Seriously? You give a team 2 animals they have to use in the design AND expect it to look dragony? To me the whole 2 people in the costume thing was what made them all dragony.
Is anyone else hoping the next set of stitches Alana gets will be on her mouth? No? Just me then.
Oh, and I did love Roy’s comment that he and Jason should do well together as they ‘both work in the Haunted House industry’.
That’s an industry? Who knew and where do I sign up? But it does explain Jason’s paint job.
Didn’t Glen start working with Lady Gaga last season . . . I seem to recall him getting extra “16 year old ish” after that announcement, not that I blame her. I don’t care for his styling, but it’s that look on his face that screams ultimate Dbag to me. His advice in the workroom was pretty good tho.
I’m glad none of the heads came off . . . and man that was so last minute for all of them. They never explain the costuming, I don’t see anyone sewing, yet Sarah is credited with great costuming. Is it me?
There was a lot of ugly color combos this week. I think I liked the white one best too. The host was gorgeous this week!
@Juddfan, I was wondering where the costumes are coming from too. I remember last two seasons, there were two ladies that went around and asked each contestant what they wanted as far as costumes went. But they keep complimenting Sarah on her costumes, so I’m wondering if they just have a room full of stuff to choose from or if they are making it themselves.
I think they make them because I recall Sarah making hers before her prosthetics last week. I think Nicole was sewing something this week too. They edit so much crap together.
I am so lame I didn’t know Darek and Eric were brothers/twins till this episode. Alana gets on my nerves – she’s just so careless.
Well, with Alana’s track record I doubt she’ll survive until the end of the show.
I am confused about her, though. So, she’s 1) Ian from Tampa, FL’s girlfriend, 2) from (I think) Philadelphia, 3) lives in LA and finally 4) sounds like she’s from the Bronx.
Does she have multiple personality disorder?
K I wasn’t going to say anything because I don’t know for sure but I don’t think they are together anymore. There is no mention or pictures of the two on their facebooks which could be hidden but yea. It doesn’t even seem like Ian claims her though they are friends and have worked together.
I didn’t think Laura looked worried when Alana had to leave. I thought she was like, “I got this — take your drama and go.” And when Alana came back, Laura was like, “Uh…there’s really nothing left for you and your little fedora to do. Why don’t you stand out of the way by the sander?” Rod, on the other hand, cannot keep away from Alana and that is getting on my nerves somewhat.
About the color, I get the impression those red and orange looks are not choices the artists make, but mistakes that happen. I think I’ve heard two different people say something about a color “turning out” orange when they’d wanted something else.
As much as Glenn is a douchbag, it almost as much as I love Vee !!!
I don’t think they actually make the costumes unless it’s something that they fabricate, like when Beki made that latex cape last season, but I think they fully design the costume and then the actual thing is created by a wardrobe department. Just because I’ve never seen anyone sewing and I cant even imagine them having enough time to make a full costume. But even if they don’t make the costumes, I would say that costuming is a legit skill…an interesting character with nice makeup but a craptastic costume is no good. And Sarah’s costume last week was indeed fabulous, as was her costume for the Cantina scene.
Glen is so ridiculous. You can tell he takes like three hours every morning to gel his hair into seemingly random shapes and to smudge his eyeliner just so. I love that you clocked his swole up arms and chest with his little bird legs, because my sister and I have taken to calling him Johnny Bravo for that exact reason.
@maryedith, YEAH. Since Day 1, he’s been like this fairy godfather to her, which is so random. I kind of wish we could see more about their personal stuff in that case, because I am so curious about how that happened. I think it’s cute though, maybe because I see it as more of a big brother type thing and I kind of love Rod. But if it turned out to be more of a sexual thing a la Conor and Megan, it would be less cute.
@chaos, I don’t know. I’m pretty much over Pixies in Distress and the Men Who Love Them. They tend to make life that much harder for people who Have Things to Do.