It’s Jeff’s wedding, so he’s taking the trip seriously and wants it to be beautiful and perfect. He certainly doesn’t want anyone running out of the doors after one bad h’orderves. Jenni and Jeff differ on a few items, but Jenni puts her foot down that the caterer will be makin’ bacon.
Gage is questioning Zoila about her plunging neckline. She’s bringing sexy back since Jeff tells her to wear a push up bra. Zoila’s working it for the pets and while dragging black bags to the trash cans. She never knows when someone could be on the street checking her out.
Gage is trying to make substantial progress while Jeff is in Chicago, hoping it will renew his interest in Gramercy.
Time for bridesmaid dresses. Jonathan’s sister is helping model the dress that Jenni has chosen. It can be worn many ways, but Jeff is concerned because he thinks Zoila needs lots of coverage. He wants a dress that covers her entire body and face with only two holes for her eyes, like “Dumb” Donald from Fat Albert.
Not only is the dress versatile, it looks good on everyone–including Andrew.
Andrew models the bridesmaid dress in mint…
…and in The Zoila.
Zoila and one of the pups enjoy some bonding time while Lupe cleans. Lupe is Zoila’s assistant, after all.
It’s good to be The Zoila.
Andrew’s back behind the wheel and they’re headed to the decor company. Jenni is blown away and loves EVERYTHING, including the water wall. Jenni’s comparison to her being in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is accurate. She’s in HEAVEN and she wants it ALL!
Knowing the art of the upsell, Jeff tries to start eliminating details from the mock reception. He’s doing it out of love, but Jenni’s in a trance and “drunk on wedding decor.” As Jeff continues to “lighten” the “wedding gang bang”, hearts are breaking and falling all over the custom dance floor.
There’s a 2-carat diamond in each centerpiece.
In her camera interview, Jenni has taken all of Jeff’s suggestions to heart, but her heart is set on her big, fat Greek wedding.
Jeff confronts Chad and asks him what kind of racket he’s running. Jeff is her main gay, and there ain’t no way Jeff’s going to be squeezed out by Chad.
A main gay wannabe is about to get whacked in the knees.
Over lunch, away from Chad, Jeff is upset that they just added $50K to the cost of the wedding. Jeff tries to get Jenni to scale back and save the money to put towards a home, but she wants the big wedding for Jonathan and their families.