It’s Jeff’s wedding, so he’s taking the trip seriously and wants it to be beautiful and perfect. He certainly doesn’t want anyone running out of the doors after one bad h’orderves. Jenni and Jeff differ on a few items, but Jenni puts her foot down that the caterer will be makin’ bacon.
WEST KNOLL
Gage is questioning Zoila about her plunging neckline. She’s bringing sexy back since Jeff tells her to wear a push up bra. Zoila’s working it for the pets and while dragging black bags to the trash cans. She never knows when someone could be on the street checking her out.
Rawwwrrrrrr!
GRAMERCY
Gage is trying to make substantial progress while Jeff is in Chicago, hoping it will renew his interest in Gramercy.
CHICAGO
Time for bridesmaid dresses. Jonathan’s sister is helping model the dress that Jenni has chosen. It can be worn many ways, but Jeff is concerned because he thinks Zoila needs lots of coverage. He wants a dress that covers her entire body and face with only two holes for her eyes, like “Dumb” Donald from Fat Albert.

Not only is the dress versatile, it looks good on everyone–including Andrew.
Andrew models the bridesmaid dress in mint…
…and in The Zoila.
WEST KNOLL
Zoila and one of the pups enjoy some bonding time while Lupe cleans. Lupe is Zoila’s assistant, after all.
It’s good to be The Zoila.
CHICAGO
Andrew’s back behind the wheel and they’re headed to the decor company. Jenni is blown away and loves EVERYTHING, including the water wall. Jenni’s comparison to her being in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory is accurate. She’s in HEAVEN and she wants it ALL!
Knowing the art of the upsell, Jeff tries to start eliminating details from the mock reception. He’s doing it out of love, but Jenni’s in a trance and “drunk on wedding decor.” As Jeff continues to “lighten” the “wedding gang bang”, hearts are breaking and falling all over the custom dance floor.
There’s a 2-carat diamond in each centerpiece.
In her camera interview, Jenni has taken all of Jeff’s suggestions to heart, but her heart is set on her big, fat Greek wedding.
Jeff confronts Chad and asks him what kind of racket he’s running. Jeff is her main gay, and there ain’t no way Jeff’s going to be squeezed out by Chad.
A main gay wannabe is about to get whacked in the knees.
Over lunch, away from Chad, Jeff is upset that they just added $50K to the cost of the wedding. Jeff tries to get Jenni to scale back and save the money to put towards a home, but she wants the big wedding for Jonathan and their families.
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OMG I could not stop laughing. I loved so many of the lines..like when Jeff was mocking the number of wedding guests and her 7 bridesmaids..his line.. no man wants a big wedding and why spend soo much money..Jenny will just chase him away like her last husband ( not his exact words…but pretty close)..or when he was describing Zolia in her bridesmaid dress and how she should be covered all over and then her circles his eyes and says..except here! How about his wedding gangbang remark!!
I love the fun Jeff soo much more than nasty Jeff..which is coming next week……..
I hope they filmed Jenny’s Big Fat Greek Wedding….and Jeff does voice over comments…I do think Jeff is right about the cost…it is going to cost Jenny way over $200,000. easily!!!
LOVED this episode! I wish there was more on tv like this episode. So happy you guys are watching this season, too!
For once I was in complete agreement with Jeff, what a big fat waste of money. You can do a big wedding but much cheaper. For instance don’t hold it at a super expensive ($40K!!!) place in downtown Chicago!
Zoila, you gonna let Lupe call you a bitch? Kick her ass!! You are the star! I would love for Jeanne Shaw to roll with me all day on errands and such. She could tell certain fools to fuck off or go to hell or both. She rocks!
being in the car with jeff would be scarey..he’s always texting…reading text..e-mails or looking at jennie…!!!
eyes on the road jeff!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I luv this show! I also really enjoyed Interior Therapy! Win-win all the way around. One question, why is Jenni footing what appears to be the entire bill? I know it’s tradition for the Bride’s parents to pay but Holy Matrimony!
I’ve been wondering about the wedding costs, too. The rehearsal dinner is traditionally the groom’s expense, at least. I didn’t see promotional consideration during the end credits for the hotel, museum, etc, but they did give the names of the people and places. We may never know if Bravo picked up part of the tab or discounts, etc.
No kidding, it is too much $$ to spend on a wedding. I’m not getting in to who typically pays for what. This is Jenni’s second wedding and you see more of couples paying for their wedding themselves when they are a certain age. It’s all about the journey ….
that’s an expensive ass journey! I love Jeff. It’s clearly his day. Lol
@zerocool My own point of view, Im inclined to agree with you. And Jeff. But I also get what Jenni’s saying. Even if she didn’t want a royal wedding, they’d have to. For their families. And they’re bound to have way more $ than their parents. So they’re pretty much stuck with the bill.
I think Jeff going on about the $ is just for the show though. Because if she really was spending $20K on the rehearsal dinner it’d be the groom doing the hollering. Since he pays for that. So Jeff wouldn’t give a fuck anyway.
But it’s also 1 of their ways for everybody to stick $ on the bride. After the ceremony. So whatever they spend, they’re supposed to get back. Plus some more to start their life.
I’m suspicious Jeff’s secretly using it as a trial run for his own wedding. What you want to bet he’ll make La Zoila give him away?
I would love to see Zoila give him away… but I am soo afraid that he is going to have one of his famous hissy fits and fire her..also he is close to his father..perhaps he might have him be his best man… his father is really a nice guy..they should have him on more often..he gave Jeff great advice a few seasons ago when Ryan was being a total dick…which Ryan is..I’m so team Jeff…when he is nice..
PS Check out the hidieous wallpaper behind Jeff..it is almost as bad as the wallpaper Michael ( black/white paisely) ~( ignore the spelling mistakes..I’ve had a few glasses of wine!)~picked out on Million Dollar Listing NYC..
I think Michael is gay and should own up…so we could set him up with a life partner….and not Josh ( million dollar listing LA or Jeff) I love Josh!!! but Michael needs his own man…
If you watch all these shows please let me know who you would like Mickie with??? Ryan( Jeff’s ex)??? Who???
@TV Junkie That won’t happen. If he even so much as thought of firing Zoila she’d ground him.
@kthxbai..you are right..thank god!!!
I have really tried…but I do NOT like Gage. Anyone else think he is all about bringing down anyone who Jeff gets remotely close to?
You are all wrong about me. LOL!!
Is that really you, Chad? If so, I loved you on the episode!
Loved the wedding! How did she meet her new husband? It seems he is connected to Jeff’s brother that lives across the street from Jenni. Did he intro them. What’s up?
I love this show but the one thing that is like nails on a chalkboard is JENNIE”S RAPPING! I can’t f*****n” stand it!! It’s soooo ridiculous and does nothing for her image…..it also sounds TERRIBLE.
Anybody got any advil?