Food Network Star Episode 4 Recap: Fashion Plates and Platters

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By MisRed | Tuesday, June 5, 2012 | 4:44 pm | 10 Comments
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The decision is: Hand Crafted Eric is dunzo.


Sayonara, Dough Boy

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    dee
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 4:55 pm

    Before I read this, I need to say I can’t stand Giada.
    She is a pain in the ass and if I hear her pronounce MOTE-zzza-RAYLA one more time I think I’ll barf.
    Also…her head is divided into two GIANT parts. The biggest being that humongous mouth of hers.
    Looks like Ike from Sout Park. Seriously.
    Off to enjoy the recap…

  2. 2
    Another World
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 5:23 pm

    Aww, I liked the dough boy and was kind of sad to see him go. He didn’t ever seem comfortable with the camera though- like he was gonna cry from the stress of it.

    Bleck- I cannot stand to look at girl on grill. Hate her voice and her perkiness.

    Frenchie was very creative and I thought she came off quirkily adorable this week.

    Love Vampoor- perfect name! And love the thought bubbles too.

    Thanks for another funny recap, MisRed!

  3. 3
    LisaCee
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 5:59 pm

    Hilarious recap MisRed! I laughed through the entire thing! Spot on and thanks.
    Quick question:
    Is it just me or does the elimination “round” table remind anyone else of a vagina???

  4. 4
    Mary
    Posted June 5, 2012 at 9:46 pm

    LisaCee: Thank god, someone else thinks the elimination table looks like a vagina. I thought I was going crazy haha.

  5. 5
    ConfusedinCanada
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 6:07 am

    @dee I fully agree with you, never could stand her

  6. 6
    lindaw205
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 6:29 am

    Count me in on the “can’t stand Giada” platform cuz I can’t. And Guy annoys me. I love Alton Brown but not enough to keep watching this mess so thank you for the recap so I can keep up with who gets sent home.

  7. 7
    lindaw205
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 6:31 am

    I’m not real sure if my previous post made sense or not. I’ve taken my Ambien so who knows. Well, at least I won’t remember any of it later.

  8. 8
    Another World
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 6:37 am

    The vagina table- yes! Bwahahahahaha! Watch the elbows, Gigantor!

  9. 9
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 9:17 am

    I love how Alton is like a proud dad whenever Justin does a good job.

  10. 10
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 6, 2012 at 11:18 am

    Great recap! Thanks…

    Yay, Team Alton!

    I am glad that I will not be hearing “handcrafted” on my TV anymore. I was giving my handcrafted yell at the TV after Eric purchased those rice paper dumplings and was prepping them for frying. Dude…

    Food plus the square root of 9 minus the amount of wine left in my house = what the hell are you talking about, bowtie?!?

    Giada and her giant head…what is she going to look like in 20 years? An albino California Raisin?

    You know what I think about a vagina table… COCK! :)

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