Food Network Star Recap: Pilot Light

Recaps

By MisRed | Wednesday, July 18, 2012 | 6:00 am | 20 Comments
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First up in promo-filming is Gangster.  She says she wants to celebrate the flavors of New England.  Bobby says she is “looking at the camera like it owes her money.”


Listen camera you better pay up or shut up

She needs to smile more.  She knows she has to nail it.  She also has a big RED mark on her neck.  


Love at first bite

Did Gigantor give her a hickey?  Did Vampoor have a midnight attack?  First two takes are a disaster…we don’t see the third.

Nikki enters the pink and green truck.  Nikki is so confident that she say  “Record it.”


I, so, think I have this in the bag

The first take isn’t her best.  Bobby tells her that she has such a GREAT smile, she just needs to be herself.  Wait…hasn’t being herself been the problem the whole time?  She knows it is her vs Michele- and it won’t be both of them.  Clearly, she is onto the “game” of evening out the teams.  Bobby says that her third take was great.

As Vampoor readies himself for his promo he is kind of nervous to make his presentation.  Alton gives him some words of encouragement, he loves Vampoor’s “Devil may care” smile.  Vampoor says “ If Alton believes in me, that’s good enough for me!”  He knows he needs to appear natural.  It is a lot of pressure…for a vampire.


Talk about an under-represented POV…

Alton tells Martie to “Pile on into the truck.”  Is it me or does Alton always appear to be super-irritated with Martie?  


Does she ever listen? 

Here’s a shocker- her first two takes are a disaster, they are too wordy.  Alton puts her at ease by telling her to just be herself and be fearless.

Bobble Head tells Ippy for the 7,000th time to keep his energy up.


If you don’t give me some energy im’ going to stuff you in that pineapple

 His first take, he’s too laid back.  Ippy complains that the camera sucks the energy out of him.  His next take, Giada is like- you are too hyped up!!  Uh oh, we see a crack… Ippy is like- well what do you want MORE energy or LESS energy!?!?  Bobble tells him to connect with the camera.

Yvan welcomes everyone to “Family Style” and then to “Family Table.”  He’s fumbling, and can’t remember the name of the show but he knows he wants to make delicious, affordable family meals.


Why can’t I remember the name of my own show? 

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20 Comments

  1. 1
    ConfusedinCanada
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 6:44 am

    I honestly don’t think I would watch any of thier shows.

  2. 2
    featherhead
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 7:15 am

    I never watch any of their shows (although I might watch gangster’s cause I love seafood), I just like watching the competition. That whole thing with Susie going on and on with the tears, and it’s torture, bitch please you knew you were keeping both of Alton’s peeps!!

  3. 3
    Bioscotto
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 8:24 am

    I love the idea of Justin taking an episode of Good Eats every week and turning it on its head…it’s perfect!

    I think that Justin will win, and over time, I think he’ll be the next Food Network Star to actually make something of himself….

  4. 4
    jackie
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 8:36 am

    Really — Ivan made a dish with canned corn. Tacky.

  5. 5
    keebler elf
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 11:21 am

    i hope they don’t do the mentor thing next season

  6. 6
    chaosbutterfly
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 11:22 am

    I didn’t think it was tacky…he specifically mentioned that he made it with canned corn because that’s what his family was able to get from the food pantry. And since his POV is family-friendly meals on a budget, it fits right in. When you have a big family and not alot of money or time to cook for them, canned and frozen produce are definitely your friends.

    I just wish his food was a little more health conscious.

  7. 7
    SaraKate
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 11:27 am

    I LOVED Vampoor’s show! And I so would watch Ivan’s show…canned corn or not, I would completely make that dish.

  8. 8
    TalldrinkofH2O
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 11:38 am

    My LOL moment came when Gangsta tells the camera, “My FAVORITE food is clams.” Ha!! We didn’t need you to tell us THAT, Gangsta, it’s pretty obvious!

  9. 9
    ConfusedinCanada
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 11:48 am

    @featherhead

    ” I just like watching the competition. That whole thing with Susie going on and on with the tears, and it’s torture, bitch please you knew you were keeping both of Alton’s peeps!!”

    So bloody true Featherhead.

    @keebler elf

    “i hope they don’t do the mentor thing next season”

    I agree, I think the mentor thing ruined it.

  10. 10
    blueberryPancake
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 1:01 pm

    great recap! This show is a train wreck- yet I love it so

    Yvan really stepped it up- he is just so adorable I want to cover him in hot sauce! Budget friendly simple food I would watch
    Vampoor is such a mini Alton and I love alton so Vampoor skewing good eats would be one I’d watch- gelatinous caesar salad- yes please!

    I am not as into clams as gangsta and frankly a party at marties house kinda scares me – the boys got my votes.

  11. 11
    Ev
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 1:02 pm

    This is my first season watching. I would cook Yvan’s grossly unhealthy mac ‘n cheese because it’s easy and cheap, but I’d watch Justin’s show because it’s fascinating to watch his bizarro cooking. Now if Yvan cooks like that every week, he’d better watch his back when he’s around Paula Deen. From her reaction to Marti, she won’t allow any pretenders.

  12. 12
    Sel
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    I kinda liked the mentor thing this year. I did not like the way they tried to keep the numbers even.

  13. 13
    zerocool
    Posted July 18, 2012 at 3:54 pm

    I’m with Sel, they should’ve let it be a true competition and not keep even numbers the whole time. I was very sorry to see Ippy go, I would’ve loved his show.

    I voted 10 times for Justin, 5 for Michelle and none for the other two.

  14. 14
    Sel
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 3:23 am

    I couldn’t vote! For some reason, since I use my iPad, the Facebook thing was all convoluted… I don’t understand why I couldn’t just vote on the FoodNetwork site.

  15. 15
    MisRed MisRed
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 6:01 am

    @Sel- I think the voting closed on Tuesday evening- so that is probably why.

  16. 16
    mjhhawk
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 10:15 am

    Ippy got robbed. Clam loving Anne Burrell and Martie were not very good. I miss Rock n Roll guy and the made from scratch guy….

  17. 17
    LAC LAC
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 11:35 am

    I am sorry to see Ippy go – I had high hopes for him. Vampoor for the win!

    MsRed – Your screenshot of Meemaw Martie was hilarious – I think that guy on the shrimp boat threw himself at a gator. I don’t know if this is just me – but I never got the pickling recipe from her for the shrimp. We are not only going to have a chef, a caterer, and a bartender, but a tipsy party guest who traps you in the kitchen with endless stories about her neighbors – that is where that show is going.

    Yvan was a cutie on his promo. I don’t know about gangsta – how would her NE seafood POV work after a while?

  18. 18
    Chitarra
    Posted July 19, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    Nooo!! Not Ippy!! :-( I’m so disappointed they didn’t pick him. But of the remaining contestants, I thought Justin’s pilot was absolutely awesome… up to this point, I’ve never bothered to watch the shows of any of the Food Network Star winners because they’ve just just been some more boring cooking and talking, however I would definitely watch a show like Justin’s. I thought that was very creative of them. :-)

  19. 19
    Sel
    Posted July 21, 2012 at 12:14 am

    @MisRed I tried to vote within the window -just didn’t post here until later.

  20. 20
    Pixie
    Posted July 22, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    I’m so sad Ippy’s gone – I thought his idea of Italian-Hawaiian fusion was really fresh and interesting, and he was really sexy. What a shame. :(

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