See, it’s times like this that I feel like Alton loves Martie- other times I think he’s totally annoyed by her. Martie is making Pickled Citrus Shrimp, which, I don’t know, sounds bad to me.
Excuse me while I manhandle this shrimp
Shrimp is part of the “Alabama Culture,” and as she’s making her shrimp she tells this story about how she went on a date on a shrimp boat once… and she wonders what happened to him.
After I talked at him for 9 hours, he threw himself overboard…
She finishes her shrimp and goes upstairs to her party… of five people.
Martie with the Partie of 5
Bobble Head feels that Yvan needs to bring his family into his pilot.
Not only do you get ME, you get my WHOLE family
Yvan plans to make Sweet Corn Mac & Cheese with his little brother. This dish really defines his family…. Why? It’s cheesy? But his little brother helps him and it’s very sweet and the dish does look yummy, although he is now saying “Mooooooooozzzzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllla” like Bobble Head. UGH. Well, I guess something annoying had to rub off on him.
It’s so gooey and stretchy
He cooks up the mac & cheese and sprays the top with hot sauce. His whole family comes out and they eat directly out of the pan. Ok. That’s ghetto. But it’s sweet too. He clearly loves these people… I’ll bet they are hired actors.
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