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Team Bobble Head will have the theme “Big Game Day!” Yawnsville. Someone will be super-original and make wings and someone else will make a burger. Guy announces Team Bobby’s theme will be “Cooking for a Wake.” Just kidding- “Cooking for Kids” is their assigned theme. Honestly, I’d rather cook for a wake. At least there would probably be booze there. Teams have 1 hour to prep and cook and they must “Give a Tip” in their presentation.
Nikki immediately thinks “I could do something on the grill.” Sounds great, one-trick pony. And then she gets the BRILLIANT idea to make the kids a “delicious kale and spinach smoothie!” Nikki, seriously, have you ever MET a child? Why don’t you throw some prunes in there while we’re at it? I’m an adult and that smoothie sounds like it will taste like ass and would probably give me the trots. But Nikki settles on this green puke smoothie and a grilled breakfast pizza. Because every busy Mom has time to fire up the BBQ before getting the kids off to school.
In the midst of her prep she realizes that she doesn’t have any flour. She assumed it would be in the pantry. It is not. She asks everyone if they have flour. And one by one they say no. And just when we think she’s up poop creek without a paddle… Linkie has flour and OF COURSE Nikki can have some. DAMN IT, LINKIE!!!!! Have you learned nothing from reading these recaps- Nikki is Satan in a tight-fitting top.
Bobby comes to check on her and asks if her “dough is whole wheat” which I swear is code for “Meet me, naked, in the alley after the challenge.” Nikki replies “Yes.” Which I think is code for “Yes.” And Bobby replies “Very smart.” which is code for “Bring the Whipped Crème and braised pork belly…”
Meanwhile, Judson is making turkey chili and he throws in everything but the kitchen sink. He is going for “flavor over fat.” Michele is making her mother’s Italian meatballs- and her tip is to not use breadcrumbs, but to soak Italian bread in milk and then use that in the balls instead of breadcrumbs. Linkie is making football shaped cookies. And Frenchie is making Apple Sauce. For Halloween. To give out. To kids. Do you hear that??? It’s the sound of Frenchie’s house getting egged.
Yvan is the genius who is making stuffed “wings” for game day. Bobble tells him that he MUST show how he debones the wings, as his “tip.” And she’s right, in my opinion, because saying “Debone the chicken wing” is intimidating to someone who isn’t trained. However, once Yvan starts deboning, he realizes that it’s taking a long time. So he says “A little bone inside won’t make a difference.” Yeah, except to the person who breaks their crown on it.
Nikki, in an effort to blend her smoothie, chooses mismatching blender top and motor so her smoothie goes all over the blender and counter.
Tee hee, Nikki is a dumb dumb. So she basically strong arms Judson into helping her remake it…
Time is up- time for the show!!
Team Alton is up first. The show starts and there is SILENCE. Vampoor doesn’t know if he should start talking or if Guy should start. Ugh, Alton is wooled. (Wooled = mad) But Guy takes the wheel and starts. Vampoor is frying sardine skeletons. The name of his recipe is “Eating Fish Bones,” which I’m certain must have hidden meaning. Wait- Nope. It doesn’t. Vampoor says skeletons are “the potato chip of the sea.” Guy likes it, but is a little confused. The Judges think it’s a clever idea and that he’s a mad genius (read: vampire), but Vampoor needed more command of the segment.
Judson talks about his weight loss journey. I think they edited out most of his segment because we learned nothing about his dish. But the Judges think that he needs to hone his POV.
Up next it’s Martie with the Party!! Martie has made Diablo Chicken Wings. And once again Martie keeps talking and yammering and rambling, she has completely cut into Frenchie’s time. The Judges liked her dish and like her presentation, but do not like that she went WAY over her time. Martie say “I said SOME of the things I wanted to say…”