As consequence for Martie running way over, Frenchie needs to condense her section and basically she says “Can and Jam” and “it’s great on pancakes.” And Guy is, kind of, a dick to Frenchie. The judges love her sauce, and feel she maintained her calm, and they recognize that she got the shaft.
Frenchie’s Apple Sauce. A trick or a treat? I think we both know the answer to that one.
Here is the timing breakdown:
Justin presented for 2 min 5 sec
Judson presented for 2 min 55 sec
Martie presented for 3 min 15 sec
Frenchie presented for 1 min 45 sec
Susie notes that they didn’t rise to the occasion, personality-wise.
Team Bobble Head is up next and they are all ready for Football. They even have the “sun glare” stripes painted under their eyes and they enter the set tossing the football around. They look super sporty and manly… until they show Ippy with his hair in a ballerina bun.
Can I borrow your bump-it?
Yvan starts off the “Game Day” festivities with his little brother’s favorite boneless wings… with a side of bones. Instead of de-boning, Yvan will show the audience how to make beer batter. The Judges thing he has good energy and he’s not acting like he’s on meth this week. He is warm and his wings are good. I’m guessing no one got the chicken bone. He hands it off to Ippy, the stoner ballerina.
Ippy demonstrates how to make his teriyaki sauce, and he hands Guy his “teriyaki slider.” See? I told you there would be a burger… The judges note that is not there favorite dish.
I have sun glare stripes to match my, seemingly, endless array of hideous shirts
Martita makes a Vegetarian Quesadilla. The Judges love it and think she is very warm and welcoming and it doesn’t hurt that her jugs are, practically, falling out of her top.
Need help juggling those ta-tas? I mean, Tacos?
Linkie demos her football shaped cookie- that she has “elevated” into art. I’d like her to elevate that cookie INTO MY BELLY- it looks delicious. Linkie stumbles a little, but the judges think she was successful. Susie is all over that cookie like a pit bull on a ham bone.
I’m famished. I only had a small hyena for lunch.
Overall the Judges like Team Bobble Head and think they were super-interactive with Guy.
It’s Team Bobby’s turn to take the stage for “Cooking for Kids,” and they have divided their segment into Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner. Nikki is up first and begins to demo her smoothie. She puts all of the stuff in the blender, turns it on and then looks at Guy like a dumbass. The blender keeps going and going… finally Guy says “Ok, moving onto lunch…” The Judges like her pizza and smoothie although they don’t think the kids will like the Smoothie.
Gangster greets Guy with “Are you my brother?” Everyone laughs. Gangster shows her healthy Italian turkey meatball with spaghetti squash. The Judges loved Gangster and thought she was a star!
She’s my brotha from another mutha
Malcolm, I think, made chicken skewers. He is so busy painting the plate saying “Play with your food” that we never see his chicken or get to hear anything about his kids. (Malcolm has kids, who knew?) The Judges like his fun sauces and presentation- but wish that he has used the “Dad-Angle” a little.
Isn’t she a little young to be your prom date?
(Just teasing’ y’all, that’s Malcolm and his daughter… awwwww)
They bring in a bunch of kids- and hang onto your seats…. They hated Nikki’s Smoothie.
Poopie ka ka
As the contestants await their results, in walk Gigantor and Bob. They say that there were some good presentations and some bad presentations. They had such a hard time deciding who won that they’ve pulled a switcheroo on us. There will be TWO WINNING TEAMS, and everyone on the losing team will compete in the producer’s challenge. And the lowest scoring contestant will have to scram. Team Bobble and Team Bobby are the winners… and Team Alton is on the chopping block.