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By MisRed | Thursday, June 14, 2012 | 9:00 am | 10 Comments
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The Producer’s Challenge will test the contestant’s versatility.  They will each have to throw a dart onto a map and they will need to cook a dish inspired by where the dart lands on the map.  They will have 30 minutes to cook and 60 seconds to present their dish.


I do not excel at sports

Judson’s dart lands on Arkansas and he decided he will make broiled Catfish with Cajun  spice.  And….I just realized the Judson is “Brian Fellows.”  OMG, how come I didn’t realize this 4 weeks ago.  Bad, BAD recapper!!  


Does this donkey fix cars?

Judson says that he is trying really, really hard to be authentic.  (If you have to TRY to be authentic, you have some real problems and should probably be on a different TV show.)

Frenchie’s dart lands on Arizona and she makes Chicken Posole Stew in a pressure cooker.  Slow cooked stew in 22 minutes, that’s pretty impressive.  In Frenchie’s Video, she calls herself “The Home Ec teacher you always wanted but never had.”  Hmmm, creepy.


I’m pretty sure The Vampire Lestat wouldn’t be caught dead in those boots

Vampoor’s dart lands on Nebraska.  Vampoor is a “Rebel with a Culinary Cause.”  He makes Spaghetti Mid Western- it’s a high calorie dish and he wants it to blow some minds.  It does.  He calls it “Carbs on Carbs on Carbs.”


Let me quickly season these two human thighs and I’ll be right with you

Martie’s dart lands on Pennsylvania.   And she doesn’t know what the heck she will do.  She spends half of her time trying to figure out what to do.  She decides to make a portobello mushroom stuffed with cream cheese.  She basically screws up each of her 3 rehearsals- Alton is pissed- he just wants her to be herself.


Ithrewadartoncebackin1982.ItwasfromPennsylvania,itwasAmish.Itwasthebestdartever.Ifellinlovewiththatdartandwantedtomarrythatdartbutitsmotherthoughtitalkedtoomuch.

 Seated around “The Vagina Table” the judges decide that Vampoor and Frenchie are safe.  


We borrowed this table from The Playboy Channel

Although they thought Frenchie’s video was a little pervy and they would like for her to be more authentic.  They want to know if she is playing a part or if it’s real?  Characters wear out quickly.  They think Vampoor’s outlook is edgy and unique.  He is intense and interesting…and they think he looks hungry and vow to wear turtlenecks next challenge.


Your neck looks delicious.  Like the Potato Chip of the Sea.

 On the flip side, they think Martie’s video was chatty- Gigantor notes that her video is jammed pack but she doesn’t say anything about her dish or what is in it or how it’s made.  The Judges think she can bring her POV to any situation, except, perhaps a vow of silence.  But she may have lost her charm.  As for Judson, they think he’s a BS Artist.  His POV is compelling and wish he had gone down this path earlier.  Why didn’t he tell them his weight loss story from Day 1?!?!

They have their decision.  Martie is safe.  And Judson is out.  Susie says “Sorry Sweetheart.”  And Pastor Pickle is OUT.  


If I just told them I was fat earlier…

 The Judges think he developed his POV way too late.  Back to Safari Planet.

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10 Comments

  1. 1
    kczar
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 9:57 am

    Alton Brown showed heart twice this episode. When he hugged Martie, I had the same reaction as when Sheldon hugged Penny. It was almost like he was a human boy. Loves Alton and sorry that he lost a team member. I hope he wins but I think Bobblehead’s team has it in the bag.

  2. 2
    LAC LAC
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 11:36 am

    Great recap! Curses, Team Alton, foiled again!

    Really, Martie? Got to half of what you wanted to say? What did we miss? Recap of season one of Downton Abbey? Analysis of the Pacquiao v bradley decision? Because that blur of words coming out of your mouth was enough. What is going to be her POV? “The best thing you never made because it took too long for me to get the ingredients together because I was telling you about the time my momma and her sister Lou got drunk and burned some cookies and fire department got called in and…”

    Please let Nicki be next, if only because of that smoothie ( Kids of america – sorry!) and her girl doing a grill or grill me, baby POV. Watch out, Flay – you could be getting your own brand of searing if she corners you. :)

  3. 3
    Chitarra
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 12:44 pm

    To be honest, I gotta say I’d like to see Ippy win, ballerina bun or not… he would be something completely unique to the Food Network, I don’t think they’ve ever had a Hawaiian chef before. I was in Hawaii once in 1992 where my family and I attended a luau, and we thought that the food, the culture, and everything about it was absolutely awesome. Usually, I’m not a fan of those shows where it’s just a person cooking and talking, but I think I would actually watch one of those shows about Hawaii. :-)

  4. 4
    blueberryPancake
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 1:24 pm

    I think the forced the FF ( formerly fattie) POV on Pickle. He was trying to avoid being ” that formerly fat guy chef.” but they wouldn’t let it go. I liked him and would have much rather seen Meemaw martie and her nonsensical ramblings gone.
    Frenchie FTW

  5. 5
    keebler elf
    Posted June 14, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    i would have liked to see martie go before judson too, in the past seasons people have changed their POV and didn’t get sent home

  6. 6
    Mummy Butterfly
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:37 am

    I really like Judson, and personally – I thought the fact that he was “ashamed” of being overweight in his past would have added a great element to his POV. Allowing him to GROW into that was a great storyline AND I think it would have made for a good show in the end. Plus, he did WELL in the challenge, while Martie screwed Frenchie over in time!

    Martie drives me CRAZY. I mute the tv when she’s one. I cannot stand to listen to her, because I can’t even make out what she is saying half the time. It’s just ramble, ramble, ramble, ramble.

    This episode did NOT make me happy… Just saying.

  7. 7
    S-Natch S-Natch
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 5:49 am

    I totally agree that Martie should have gone first, but Judson was a short-timer – his food just wasn’t very inventive. I am totally on Team Vampoor (Justin). He is so creative and imaginative – I would love to see a show about unusual ways to team/present food. I like Ippy, as well, but I just think Justin brings something fresh and new – IF he can work on his presentation skills.

  8. 8
    AmyOops AmyOops
    Posted June 15, 2012 at 6:26 pm

    Justin is definitely an early fave, for me. Linkie and Martita also seem rather cool.

    Ippy, as much as I like his carefree-ness, I believe would promptly put viewers into a boredom-induced coma LOL.

  9. 9
    L Chienne
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 5:52 am

    Good to see I’m not the only one who hits the MUTE button when Martie opens her mouth. It kills me that Bob T. and Alton encourage her. Hoping that they get rid of Granny panties soon and that Justin and Emily continue to do well…

  10. 10
    Ev
    Posted June 17, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    I’m on Team Vampoor. He would really be a hit if someone would wipe the blood, er lipstick, off his lips before airtime.

    I cannot stand listening to Marti, looking at Marti, or imagining eating anything by Marti. I want to close my eyes and hum lalalala until her part of each show is over.

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