The Producer’s Challenge will test the contestant’s versatility. They will each have to throw a dart onto a map and they will need to cook a dish inspired by where the dart lands on the map. They will have 30 minutes to cook and 60 seconds to present their dish.
I do not excel at sports
Judson’s dart lands on Arkansas and he decided he will make broiled Catfish with Cajun spice. And….I just realized the Judson is “Brian Fellows.” OMG, how come I didn’t realize this 4 weeks ago. Bad, BAD recapper!!
Does this donkey fix cars?
Judson says that he is trying really, really hard to be authentic. (If you have to TRY to be authentic, you have some real problems and should probably be on a different TV show.)
Frenchie’s dart lands on Arizona and she makes Chicken Posole Stew in a pressure cooker. Slow cooked stew in 22 minutes, that’s pretty impressive. In Frenchie’s Video, she calls herself “The Home Ec teacher you always wanted but never had.” Hmmm, creepy.
I’m pretty sure The Vampire Lestat wouldn’t be caught dead in those boots
Vampoor’s dart lands on Nebraska. Vampoor is a “Rebel with a Culinary Cause.” He makes Spaghetti Mid Western- it’s a high calorie dish and he wants it to blow some minds. It does. He calls it “Carbs on Carbs on Carbs.”
Let me quickly season these two human thighs and I’ll be right with you
Martie’s dart lands on Pennsylvania. And she doesn’t know what the heck she will do. She spends half of her time trying to figure out what to do. She decides to make a portobello mushroom stuffed with cream cheese. She basically screws up each of her 3 rehearsals- Alton is pissed- he just wants her to be herself.
Seated around “The Vagina Table” the judges decide that Vampoor and Frenchie are safe.
We borrowed this table from The Playboy Channel
Although they thought Frenchie’s video was a little pervy and they would like for her to be more authentic. They want to know if she is playing a part or if it’s real? Characters wear out quickly. They think Vampoor’s outlook is edgy and unique. He is intense and interesting…and they think he looks hungry and vow to wear turtlenecks next challenge.
Your neck looks delicious. Like the Potato Chip of the Sea.
On the flip side, they think Martie’s video was chatty- Gigantor notes that her video is jammed pack but she doesn’t say anything about her dish or what is in it or how it’s made. The Judges think she can bring her POV to any situation, except, perhaps a vow of silence. But she may have lost her charm. As for Judson, they think he’s a BS Artist. His POV is compelling and wish he had gone down this path earlier. Why didn’t he tell them his weight loss story from Day 1?!?!
They have their decision. Martie is safe. And Judson is out. Susie says “Sorry Sweetheart.” And Pastor Pickle is OUT.
If I just told them I was fat earlier…
The Judges think he developed his POV way too late. Back to Safari Planet.
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