The judges think her food was unpleasant and tasted sour and bitter. That’ll leave a mark.
Bob and Gigantor come in and say that there were a few stand-outs on each team, there are a few that have “it” and a few that don’t. One person from each team will be up for elimination. From Team Alton: Vampoor and Marty are SAFE. From Team Bobble Head: Ippy and Yvan are SAFE. From Team Bobby: Gangster and Malcolm are SAFE, but his pants are OUT.
So up for elmination: Frenchie, Martita and Nikki.
The Producer’s Challenge is for each contestant to make the PERFECT Burger that represents their POV and they will have 60 seconds to present it to the Judges.
Martita decides on a Torta, dedicated to her sister, Amanda. Martita knows there is no room for error. The judges want to know why she should stay? She needs to let the walls down. Her torta is made from Veal and Chorizo.
Nikki is pissed that she has to go back into the pitch room AGAIN. So she is going to make a burger for her dad. She is in a bad mood and she is DONE changing anything for anyone.
Frenchie is going to make a classic 1950’s burger. Alton wants to know why she loves “retro.” Frenchie says that she loves the past, and loves the idea of an uncomplicated lifestyle. But WHY, Alton wants to know. Frenchie gets a little teary-eyed and says it is because a piece of life that may not exist anymore. Wow. Something happened to this girl, let’s hope one of the other chicks goes home so we can find out the poop.
Time to gather around the camp fire vagina table for some chit chat.
This Vagina has reached Maximum Occupancy
Martita presents that she is the oldest of four girls and her family is very important to her. The judges want to know why veal? Maybe her sister was raised in a pen? The chorizo overpowers the veal. But the judges actually find her interesting for the first time.
Nikki tells the judges that she had a cute little red grill and her dad would let her start it. She got such a thrill squirting the lighter fluid and watching the flames go UP. Sounds dangerous and like some government agency should have intervened. According to the judges, her burger is very satisfying and they enjoyed her delivery. She knows who she is, which was previously deemed a negative….
In front of the camera, Frenchie just says that the burger is Retro Rad and a yummy bite…. but that’s it. The judges love her burger, it tastes like it was grilled outside. They are glad to see that Frenchie is loosening up, but will she be ready for her own show in a few weeks? How long will it take for her to get more comfortable on camera?
Bob and Susie have reached a decision. Frenchie is out.
What is it about me that implies I’m not ready? The tears? Oh.
They tell her that she was on the right track, but she just wasn’t there yet. Frenchie goes back to Team Alton’s room, and she cries saying goodbye to Vampoor and Martie. Vampoor is bummed, mostly, I suspect, because Martie is older and she will be much tougher meal than Frenchie would have been.
Crap, now I’ll be forced to eat that dried up old bag, Martie.
Heading back to Rydell High
Frenchie vows to keep moving forward and inspiring people… to live in the past.
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