In her presentation she says “Girl on Grill” a few times which is getting a little old. Although Judge Susie seems to like the “Girl on Grill” comment. Bob thinks she did great, but that she’s too risqué. Susie thinks it was a little unnatural. But Nikki’s food scored big with the Judges.
Rock N Roll is making a loose meatball, which in Denmark is called the Frikadeller, which he will combine with his Asian background. Seriously dude, the whole Danish/Asian thing is NOT working for you. As they say in Danish/Asian: Hey, gå hjem. Sayōnara.
Bobble Head is trying to spin the fact that Rock N Roll has been on the bottom twice before as a good thing, because he knows what to expect.
If I promise that he will not be such a tool next time, can he stay?
But his presentation video is a fustercluck. Bobble Head tries to spin it, but she’s done so much spinning with this guy, she is dizzy. The judges think his food is ambitious, but bad.
Martie is making a marinade for tuna, that she hopes will magically work in 15 minutes. When time is up, Martie feels like she has a pretty solid plate, but is sure she’s too old to win. She has just one take to nail it, but she is nervous. In her video, Martie gets the pan stuck on her bracelet- but there is something endearing about it and Susie thinks Martie is adorable. The judges were disappointed in the lack of actual food information that was given, and the food isn’t that great. The tuna didn’t pick up enough of the marinade.
My tuna tastes like… tuna
The judges deem Nikki to be safe, so it comes down to Martie and Rock N Roll. The judges think Rock N Roll’s food is “interesting” which is code for : awful. Also, his performance is too awkward. They think that Martie is a great personality, and could be a Paula Deen in the rough, but they are unsure of her cooking chops. If she can cook she is worth saving.
And…. Rock N Roll is OUT.
Josh has left the building and has returned to his home planet. Martie will live to ramble on.
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