So last week the wenches all headed down to Miami for Art Basel where Liz’s father was too busy to get dinner with her so she moped about it, Amy was eager to be used and abused to set up a pop up for EOC and Claudia and Chantal amped up the bitch factor with Liz. Oh and Kerri was like, totally busy and stuff. The girls are all still in Miami and we open with EOC sitting by the pool wearing ridiculous outfits and discussing how much the pop up is going to suck. Chantal is convinced it will be an epic fail and wants to call it off and even Claudia is starting to doubt when Amy calls them and tells them that she put down $2000 to reserve the location. Instead of being, you know, grateful the bitches all agree that Amy is insane and should be locked up. I bet Amy was the girl who joined a sorority just because it’s an easy way to buy friends.
Maggie and Liz are walking around the Rubell Family Collection which rivals her own father’s work when they spot Chantal and Claudia also browsing. They all interview how awkward it has been to keep running into each other and I start shouting out that it’s because you bitches are all contracted by Bravo to be at certain events at the same time. Liz is over the tension especially when at one point EOC walks right in front of her to view another piece without even acknowledging her. She invites them to Mokai which her friend owns and has set aside a table and some bottles for her that night. Chantal and Claudia agree to go and Claudia explains that if she is willing to throw the olive branch then she will take it. Is there even a real reason why they don’t like Liz other than Angela making fun of her the first night they met? How come Angela can make nice but they can’t? It’s like watching Mean Girls without the awesome gay guy shouting out about wanting his pink shirt back (best part of the movie).
Spencer is such a whipped pussy that he is flying in later that night to meet up with Chantal who has been teasing him that she is flirting with other men for free drinks and not wearing underwear. At least we know she isn’t airing out a bush but I’m sure we can still hear the wind flapping. Kerri shows up at Mokai and you know…I can’t get over her horse face. Ryan says there isn’t going to be any room for the hipsters and Liz hopes it fills up before they get there. Of course that’s all talk because as soon as they arrive Liz pushes Bobby onto the floor so that Chantal and Claudia can sit down next to her and Maggie…so she can ignore them closer to their face. Maggie finally prods Liz into talking to them and explaining what the situation is.