Angela is hanging her art and again feels like it makes her a legitimate photographer even though last week she was sure she would move on to another medium in a few weeks. It’s a ghost town at the pop up and Chantal is just basking in her I-Told-You-So glory while Claudia tries to drink her fear of Chantal being right away. Amy decides that sitting around won’t get people to the door and goes outside to corral anyone walking around into the pop up. Claudia being the bitch that she is comments on all the people wearing flip flops which isn’t a good look like ever. Bitch you are in Miami where people live in flip flops 24/7 so shut the fuck up and be grateful that people even showed up. Chantal changes her tune of course and then Jane Holzer shows up for another shot at being cast for next season. She buys some jewelry from the girls out of pity and even compliments Angela’s shitty photos. She doesn’t buy any of them though because she doesn’t feel that bad and Amy is impressed with how the pop up turned out with the short time frame she had to work with.
EOC shows up along with Amy to the Brainwash event where Angela and Claudia decide to flirt the night away and find as many straight men as they can to take home to the hotel. Liz is ignoring Amy and telling Angela all about No Tip Gate and Amy interviews that Liz has to have someone to hate in order to be happy and that person has switched to Maggie for the moment. I had almost forgotten what an attention cunt Angela was until she mentions that she has to kiss someone but her superiority complex has kicked in and she can’t find anyone worthy of her time. Ok you have the body of a 10 year old boy and a horrible face…you should be damn lucky any guy would even talk to you. Your wardrobe also isn’t doing you any favors. The bitch actually ends up walking out of the event with a model but it was probably just because he looked a little drunk and needed help into a cab so he grabbed the nearest boy he could find.
Ryan and Maggie are laying by the pool and I noticed that Ryan has some shitty tattoos. I never understood tattooing a state onto your body but whatever…some of my friends still outdo him in the regrettable tattoo category. Also is it just me or is he just like a fat mass of lump? He isn’t really built but he isn’t fat either, he’s just a mass. Liz and Bobby stop by but Liz is of course ignoring Maggie because of the No Tip Gate when Bobby asks about Ryan’s friend and if he is okay. Opening Pandora’s Box Liz says that she is now in trouble for their antics and couldn’t believe that he didn’t leave a tip. Ryan tries to appease her and asks what he can do to remedy the situation and Liz tells him to go back and tip the waitress. Bitch he was drunk as fuck there is no way he can remember who the waitress was from that night. Liz tries to say that if you go to a wedding with a guest and that guest ruins the wedding then it is that person’s fault for ruining the event. Ryan attempts to make excuses for his friend but she is having none of it and basically writes them off.