Angela shows up first for Kerri’s party and Kerri tells her that she found the apartment on Craigslist and that she just moved in. Angela can’t believe the apartment is fully furnished as it took her years to furnish hers and she found most of her pieces on the street (of course she did). Take notes guys because my theory of an escort is really looking to be true. Liz shows up and says that her apartment is nicer but Kerri’s is bigger which is unheard of for the West Village. She specifically says she doesn’t understand how Kerri can afford it but we all know how. Oh and Kerri’s intro is of her trying on very expensive clothing and let’s not forget the tacky fur jacket/skirt combo she wore to her interview for the internship. You know she just left a client and had to run over to the internship. The party starts to fill up and everyone is mingling except Liz and Maggie who are sitting on the couch judging everyone. Liz says Kerri has a lot of male friends but she needs to step up the quality of them over the quantity.
Spencer you pussy.
Claudia, Chantal, Spencer and Angela play a truth or dare game that Kerri has set up amongst themselves by answering a question about a sexual fantasy they want to act out but never would. Claudia confesses that she would have sex with Spencer and he replies that he’d be down which causes Chantal to slap him across the face. Chantal interviews that she can’t tell if they are kidding or not and then Spencer confesses to wanting to sleep with Angela. Chantal doesn’t react to this in the same way and Angela just laughs/chokes on her drink. Me thinks Claudia might be real competition and that’s why Chantal reacted the way she did. Angela talks to some of Kerri’s friends that were in a sorority with her and she can’t resist taking pot shots asking if they were the nerd or slut sorority on campus. She tells them she was the girl sitting alone in the cafeteria and now she takes pictures. We get it! Life was Mean Girls the live version for you and now you have to overcompensate to stop feeling hurt. Get a fucking therapist already.
We Hate Amy club meeting
Liz and Maggie corner Kerri and start to talk shit about Amy and how she kisses everyone’s ass. In the middle of the shit talk session, Amy walks in the door and goes over to talk to Kerri as Maggie and Liz physically turn their backs to her. Liz and Maggie take the opportunity to talk to Angela as sort of a second reintroduction since the last time they met it ended with Angela making fun of them. Liz compliments Angela’s outfit saying she looks like a model which I’m sure she had to struggle with coming up with something nice. Angela for a second thinks like me and ends up liking Liz because she seems a little edgy and not stereotypical OC because of her sleeve tattoo. Amy finally gets that Liz and her might be frenemies though she has no idea why and ends up leaving to go to another event. This leaves the EOC girls, Liz, Maggie and Kerri to talk shit in the kitchen about Amy and all the girls agree something is off with her. Liz observes that even the Brooklyn girls seem interesting compared to Amy and Kerri tries to stay neutral because she doesn’t want any drama. She has to work with her plus Amy knows lots of rich people which could be Kerri’s potential new clients.
I told you Kerri was an escort…