Amy decides that since Liz won’t talk to her she will stalk her at Eli’s and bring cupcakes as a peace offering. Liz and Maggie talk in the conference room about Eli receiving a text from Amy about what kind of cupcakes he likes and how they fear Amy will show up. Sure enough, Amy walks in with cupcakes and is actually very nice while Liz just stares at her computer screen with her back away from her again. Amy finally walks over and asks Liz to meet her for some coffee on her break and that she will be around the corner when/if she decides to come meet her. Eli grants permission for her to leave so Amy goes ahead while Liz finishes up her imaginary work on the computer. Eli jokes that he didn’t know they had tension and Liz says that she doesn’t want to go and that they aren’t even friends because her friends know that she has a gluten allergy and can’t eat cupcakes. Maggie meanwhile has been hovering over them breathing and dripping skin cells all over them while Eli just checks his phone.
If looks could kill
Liz arrives and meets Amy who to her credit tries to rationally figure out what she did to piss Liz off. Liz is still standoffish but explains that she didn’t like that Amy was so “wasted retarded” at Eli’s dinner and that it was embarassing. Amy confesses that she doesn’t remember the dinner and Liz tells her it is because she was so wasted and then asks if she has a drinking problem. Amy looks really confused and pissed off at the implication and tells her that she doesn’t have an issue with alcohol. Liz further explains her history with addiction and how it is touchy to be around someone who is excessively drinking. Amy apologizes for making Liz uncomfortable which pisses her off because she doesn’t think Amy is getting the message (I’m not either actually). Liz reiterates that she doesn’t want to be around someone that is wasted and that Amy kisses ass and comes off fake which is probably from her being uncomfortable in her own skin. Amy tells Liz that she is not a drunk and that she is a nice bubbly blonde that cares too much. She interviews that she was raised to be cordial and doesn’t understand being mean for the sake of being mean. She apologizes again for not being the friend she should be and then throws in that she likes her shirt but isn’t ass kissing as she really does like her shirt. Liz accepts and tells her to see a therapist.
Better look at Liz’s sleeve
Next week the second coming of the Sucklord is here! Seriously guys I might have a crush on him. Do we feel bad for Amy who tries to hard or is Liz correct with her tough love? Can I just not mention Angela in the recaps or will you guys get mad? Is Chantal model material or just cheap to hire? Would you sleep with Spencer? How are the girls ranking for you this week? I’m still loving Liz, Kerri is a call girl, Amy is growing on me, Chantal was minimal this week, Claudia is still sad, Maggie is even more pathetic and no one gives a fuck about Angela.