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Last week Ryan kind of threw a birthday get together for Maggie but it wasn’t up to her standards. Liz and Amy had a confrontation regarding Amy’s drinking and Liz’s need to be above her. Kerri confirmed her status as a call girl by showing off an apartment that made everyone wonder how she could afford it. Angela created drama with Alex for no reason about her stupid wannabe exhibition and Claudia tried and failed to sell art.
Since many of you wanted me to continue recapping Angela, I’ll just make my observations of her short and sweet because she makes my head hurt. We open the show with her getting ready and receiving a phone call from Alex regarding confirmation of a venue for her shitty ass photography. The only issue is she has to be ready to show by the following Saturday and she hasn’t even picked out her photos or created prints yet. She says she is worried about her reputation but I’m pretty sure she’s way past that point by the looks of her wardrobe. Later in the show she finally gets around to printing her works at Milk Studios which she probably got for free by sleeping with the guy. She continues to worry about failing which is all an act since she is already a failure.
Fair Warning: I seriously crush on The Sucklord and I have no idea why but I do so I’ll probably talk a lot about him. Morgan needs his own show but since he doesn’t have one I’ll settle for Gallery Girls cameos. Claudia and Chantal meet with Morgan at his studio where they discuss having him come in and create pieces that more suit the clients of EOC. Um…last I checked you bitches weren’t selling any art so what clients are you speaking of? Dust bunnies don’t have credit cards. Chantal starts to come around and see the genius of his work but Claudia is scared of him and can’t get past his quirks. She keeps scratching her hair and nervously discusses his pieces unsure of allowing him to have a showing at EOC and if it will scare away their current clients (again, what clients?). They eventually get him to agree on doing something more contemporary like Occupy Wall Street with his own spin. Fun Fact this was taped around the first few weeks of December last year. Confession: Chantal slightly redeemed herself because she actually liked Sucklord’s work. Slightly.
Maggie calls her mother as she is getting ready to go to Amy’s dinner party. Okay seriously these girls need to get their priorities in line because Angela and Maggie both have spider web iPhones. Seriously if you dumb bitches paid $5 for a cover from eBay then your phone probably wouldn’t have shattered. And why don’t you have phone insurance?? Sorry that kind of thing irks me especially with Maggie packing and complaining about missing a LV bag and wearing Prada shoes. That money could have went to a better apartment or a decent couch…hell a PHONE COVER. Maggie’s apartment is really shitty and I feel like roaches crawl around freely with the rats and the reason they barely shoot her apartment is because there are so many crawling into frame. Later her and Ryan take a bus to visit her mom in PA and she explains that her mom worked hard for everything she has while her father has family money and that they are divorced. Maggie’s mom gets into her about working for Eli and how unhappy she appears. Ryan joins in about leaving Eli Klein for a better opportunity that pays. Add another notch to the Poor Maggie Belt because she confesses that Ryan fell in love with her mother before he ever fell in love with her. Yay self-esteem. All that bitching finally gets to Maggie as she goes on a few interviews after leaving her mom’s house in hopes of finding a paying job.