Gallery Girls Recap: I’m Set Free

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   2muchbravo
   Posted September 12, 2012 at 6:51 am

   Just scanned the beginning of your ‘cap cuz I gotta go mow the lawn. I don’t have a glam gallery girl life. I like Sucklord too. I remember him from that design show and the “Sucklord” thing is a facade. He was a nice guy. Heck, even Simon de Po00rey has a soft spot for him.

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   Stumblebum
   Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:35 am

   I love The Sucklord too! He has that quirky, nerdy, I-don’t-give-a- fuck attitude that I think is great. And he’s sexy and cool in his own right. Bravo should DEFINITELY give him a show! I wonder why they haven’t. I think it would be a lot better than some of the other crap they produce.

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   snowshoecat
   Posted September 12, 2012 at 9:25 am

   I can imagine that any girl’s mom would be thrilled for her to bring Sucklord home.

   Well, maybe not so much, but they should. He is such a sweetie in spite of his facade. I was so bummed when he was taken off Work of Art, and I agree that he should have his own show.

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   Krista
   Posted September 12, 2012 at 4:13 pm

   I also am into the Sucklord in a bizarre sort of way but I also see that he was most likely a typical nerd who now puts on a front to be taken seriously and seem authoritative- a perfect fit for the Gallery Girls crowd! Should he get his own show? I loved watching him on Work of Art but I’m not sure how the general public would respond. My guess was this cameo was his “screentest” to prove his worthiness to the Bravo execs.

   Did anyone else notice that Amy’s scene with her rushing to get to work because she was late was a reshoot (and probably 100% staged to begin with)? Or perhaps it was the scene of her arriving to work that was later filmed…? She was seen with horrific, creased jet black eyeshadow as she got into the cab and demanded the driver go fast but when she arrived to work her face was practically bare. Unless she was severely hung over and had a makeup remover with her on the way to work (highly possible with this girl), things aren’t adding up.

   I surprised that Chantal not only grooms her nether regions (she does she like a bush fan to me) but also has a puppy?! Unless she was planning to sacrifice the poor animal in one of her satanic rituals, I don’t believe any of this nonsense.

   OVERALL:

   Liz: MIA in the MIA this week? Nowhere to be found
   Kerri: Call girl needs to own it. Now THAT would be worth watching.
   Amy: A vicitim of her upbringing. Still sympathetic for her but she needs a better work ethic.
   Chantal: Less insufferable this week but still a terrible person.
   Claudia: Really like her Golden Girls inspired bedazzled blouse. Still think she’s pretty and she slides for changing to a favorable opinion of Sucklord.
   Angela: One of my favorites to watch because she’s still incredibly awful. So transparently insecure.
   Amy: Weird as hell. Still can’t stand her inability to speak clearly. How she landed her cute boyfriend is beyond me.

   Can’t wait til next week’s episode! Looking forward to your recap!

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   Krista
   Posted September 12, 2012 at 4:21 pm

   ****That last one should read Maggie not Amy. I try not to think of her so her name slips my mind quite easily.

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   kthxbai
   Posted September 13, 2012 at 9:23 am

   @SG I like The Sucklord too! He’s entertaining and gives off a familiar feeling. That reminds everybody of people they knew in school.

   @2muchbravo That’s so cool you got to meet him! I’d already guessed he’s actually real sweet in his regular life. He’s so talented at being a sucky actor! I wonder if that’s how he picked his name. I wish he’d made EOC some evil Barbie tampax holders though. With blinged out persocom ears.

   I’m calling bullshit on Maggie. Her Bravo page says she’s also been an intern at Cottelston Advisors and Christie’s. And another site says Eli got her on the show. Who knows which 1 made up that lame ass story line they’ve got though. About her needing a letter that bad.

   Plus her hair’s annoying. She needs to pick either flat limp or dirty. All 3 at 1 time is out of style.

   At least Chantal knows she’s trying to look like an anime character. But I think people would respect her more if she went ahead and supersized her contact lenses. Candylens has got giant 1s for like $20.

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   c8h10n4o2
   Posted September 13, 2012 at 9:42 am

   The Sucklord inspired me to go back and watch some of WOA Season 2, and in doing so I was reminded of how much I absolutely LOATHED Lola. Deep ravines of hatred bubbling with the magma of repulsion. After that reminder, the bitches on this show look pretty tame.

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   Terrence
   Posted September 13, 2012 at 1:00 pm

   Okay allow me to be the dissenter and say that I didn’t care for the Sucklord at ALL! I found him to be way too arrogant and just annoying. I also hate that gosh darn rat tail. Gross!

   Chantal is just plain rude. Get some manners.

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   lagitha
   Posted September 13, 2012 at 4:34 pm

   OK, I’m just a middle-aged schoolteacher who hasn’t taken an art class since Boys’ and Girls’ club summer day camp, but even *I* know:
   -that prints are assigned edition numbers, and that it takes longer than an hour to hang an installation (although Angela The Photographer didn’t);
   -that when someone in the art world asks what you think of a piece, you say more than, “It looks like the black paint is on top of the rest of the paint” (although Maggie the leg-scratcher-during-the-interview didn’t);
   -that if you’ve only been invited allowed to set foot in a Simon dePury auction because your sleezy realityshow put you there, you don’t shun the artist who had been sold by DePury even before Work of Art , and who can make you your first dollar (even though the Three Witches didn’t).

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    Valleygirl
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Ok I’m whatevs about mostly everyone, but I seriously think Maggie has some major issues. Like the way she whispers to herself and talks with that low voice is really creepy. Like what is wrong with her?? It’s beyond weird. Can her and Eli just go away and get married already? Amy just strikes me as someone who tries way way too hard and I understand why people don’t want to be around her. And I love how bitchy Chantal got with Angela at her show.
    Chantal needs to focus less on getting her downstairs waxed and focus on her damn eyebrows. Those need to be shaped. Like yesterday.

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    SG
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 9:57 pm

    I really…REALLY hoped that Maggie was just getting a bad edit but reading her tweets makes me believe she really is that pathetic and low in the self-esteem department. At least she was smart enough to date a caveman so she can at least feel intelligent. Seriously though can you imagine the conversations they have? Granted I would take him over Spencer but that’s not really saying much.

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    2muchbravo
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 10:13 am

    True about Chantal’s eyebrows! Please pluck, wax, thread sweetie!
    Playdoh is the exact way to describe Amy’s face. It’s like it wasn’t quite finished being formed. Sorry, I’m perfect. I can say that
    Can’t wait for her to get her ass handed to her by Sharon. What a ballsy thing to do giving Kerri that list of stuff. But, she doesn’t seem all that serious about her internship if she’s late. Prolly thinks she can get away with anything since she’s rich and EVERY gallery must just be dying to have her. She’s kind of pathetic, though.
    And, was Sharon’s coat the ugliest thing you’ve seen recently? I think it was Wookie hair!

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    Susan Meyers
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 11:58 am

    Later her and Ryan…

    Love your recap. I count on this website to give me intelligent snark and it never fails. But please don’t fall prey to the modern interpretation of good grammar. It is and always will be…Later, she and Ryan.