Amy’s holding a dinner party and her brother is cooking and setting off the smoke alarm. Okay so I feel bad for Amy because her brothers are all cute and she’s playdoh-y in the face. She really does seem like a genuinely nice girl that tries really hard to make people like her and always gets turned down. Claudia and Chantal take turns faking illness so they don’t have to show up but at least they called unlike Liz who just doesn’t show up. Angela makes an appearance and immediately comments that the apartment is gaudy, expensive and large just like Amy. Maggie says that since it is Amy’s parents apartment that maybe she doesn’t have permission to make changes while Kerri says she will take her call girl paid for apartment with no curtains over Amy’s gaudy upholstered curtains. Kerri points out that Amy’s brother looks 12 so I guess this bitch is blind because so doer her not-sure-he’s-straight boyfriend that she hasn’t mentioned since we first saw him. Don’t worry honey, I would have realized that mistake too. These bitches are ruthless and I’ve seen your apartments…no room to talk guys. Amy is happy that some of the girls showed to support her but is disappointed in Liz for not even calling. Hey at least your friend with the dinosaur arms showed up!
Beware of Trannysaurus Rex.
Amy is late to a meeting with Sharon so she rushes out of her apartment leaving her clothes all over the place but yet she had time to grab a Starbucks. She finally awkwardly arrives and Sharon explains that she is invited so she can use the place as a resource for following up on interesting pieces. Sharon takes her aside and explains that she needs to be on time and it’s a bad reflection upon both of them. Amy later meets with Kerri where some bus boys are laughing because they know Kerri quite well. Amy gives her some tasks to work on that she has done previously so she can free time up to help Sharon. Amy looks at it as being responsible and taking initiative. Kerri complains about being overwhelmed with both of her jobs but willing to lend a hand. I guess she was too overwhelmed because she later corners Sharon as she is rushing to leave about Amy giving her tasks to work on. She’s slick because she is like I don’t know what to do so I came to you about what these tasks are. Um if you had a question, why didn’t you ask Amy since she gave them to you? Sharon is pissed because she has shit to do and was out the door and says she will handle it though she doesn’t want to and didn’t tell Amy to give Kerri work. Good job Kerri!
You couldn’t bother me the 4 hours I’ve been sitting here googling my own name?